Sunday, September 27, 2009

Three Tits Are Better Than Two?

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Well, of course if you were born with three tits you'd choose porn as your career. What else can she do? Type with the extra breast? Go scuba diving? Screw an armchair? I'd like to see that. I don't know how many practical uses, or sensical uses for having three boobs would be except for porn I guess.

You could rest your beer on one of the breasts as you feel up the other two, that might be pretty useful. Eitherway, it's probably too much tits. But if you're a guy you would say that you can never get enough of tits. Believe me, you can. After awhile it becomes enough. Try bringing home some strange Taiwanese girl obsessed with having her nipples sucked, and having to suck them the entire night, and morning. I'm sure you'd have your fill of breasts, ya know for awhile.

2 comments:

  1. It'd be handy if she had triplets and wanted to breastfeed. Wouldn't have to keep the third, less favourable child waiting.

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  2. One for each hand, one for your mouth.

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