The Boring Future

Let's hear now from what a futurist has to say, since nobody will listen to me about this type of thing. Unless I have a fucking degree or something, shit.

What I'd like to see is the end of capitalism and the beginning of the human race investing in a better quality of life, and I want everyone to go into space and be explorers, not exploring their smartphones.

News Of Late

So, comet Ison, I son..hm. Anyway, it will cause a bit of debris to fall into earth, who cares. Nothing to worry about. There's been mainstream news hoopla and spin on it, and it'll probably amount to nothing like usual. They could even make up that it caused damage to satellites or whatever, but apparently they're protected against any type of space debris. And Ison has swung around the sun and it's gone supposedly. If alien piggy-backers were taking a ride on it maybe they are now closing in on invading earth, but probably not.



Google minus, uh, I mean plus, the Google + social network has creeped into YouTube now because nobody liked it before, and they wanted to have some sort of capital from it, this is how a business works. Also, if they want to turn YouTube into a police state with everything being censored and monitored and interconnected with itself, then it's their problem because they'll probably lose revenue. 



In other news, Jesus still won't return any time soon, even in the form of a comet. In related news, the Catholic church misspelled Jesus on gold coins for the new pope Francis by spelling "Lesus" on them instead and they all were beheaded for it. (True story, except for the beheadings). And the earth is boring the shit out of me, so, like always I resort back into my meditation and my own space.

Images I've Found Funny

This can't be real, but hey, maybe sluts do like Ramen noodles. Never tried to offer them that.

But this looks like more fun even.



That's not pleasurable, at all. Okay? Maybe to Asians? I don't know.

Then this happened..



"Yeah, and I went out shopping today and got my claws done, then I ate a stegosaurus. I'm so full!"

Get ready for a random-roll:

Michael Jackson with two, itty-bitty people gettin' drunk.



Frankenstein eating toast.



This.



And, no comment.

My Orgasms Bore Me Now

Hum-drum.

Now let's see what the Internet has to say about all of this boring orgasm business.

Yahoo! Answers:

"A lot of people say that male orgasms are boring and weak, that they feel EXACTLY the same every time and the only difference is the intensity of the build-up, that female orgasms must be much more intense because they often cause the rest of the body to react, etc. What do you think of all this?"

Yeah, you bloody called it for me. It's always the same feeling, just slightly different in intensity sometimes, rarely, mostly the same damn feeling that I could care less about now. And women have better orgasms, sure, but maybe not all?

Thought Catalog comment on boring story about teen girl bored with orgasms:

"I'm an 18 year old girl and I've been masturbating for...6 years now? My problem is not with sex but with orgasms themselves. Having an orgasm is not the fireworks the media promises. It's boring. I do it mindlessly like this author, while I'm reading or alone or watching a show...eventually I open up porn and get off quickly and x-out and forget about it."

She sounds like a dude.

I find it mindless as fuck also. And like blowing your nose (as a male) just to get it over with, and get that gunk out. Too much build up can make you get blue-balled or worse, wet dreams! I can't afford doing laundry all the time, plus I stop myself from ejaculating in dreams, I have harenessed this ability.

Sex is fun and all, but the payoff is never worth it for me, I leave without even cumming most of the time. These young girls seem to cum really fast, and I'm like, are you sure? Really? Okay, well, I could keep going and then get bored I guess. You're done, so I'm done, fuck it. Or stop with fucking it. Stop fucking.