Fistinati, Fuckinati, Cocksucking Humans

At a children's park, The Illuminati want to punch you in the face!

What's with the sun rays only being on the left side? Well, according to my knowledge that's the left-hand path of Lucifer, the Luciferian doctrine of the Freemason/Illuminati. Sometimes I masturbate with my left hand, is that evil? It does kind of feel a bit more evil. I'm actually right handed, so it just feels a bit weird. And why does anal sex have such a bad rap? I have good intentions whenever I do it.

A Solution

Today we're not going to participate in the world and its bullshit.

That would be my favourite day. Complete noncompliance globally would end the system, and we would finally have it to ourselves, instead of it being lead by greedy, control freaks, which we would have to take out. But if no one was driving their tanks for them and operating their computers it would be a lot easier than you'd think. The powers that be would probably run and hide, like a bunch of cockroaches. Though we must stomp them out. By literally doing nothing. They'd probably die of fright.

What a wishful thought.