The Whore Of Babylon

So, I was masturbating and I was thinking, man this is disgusting what I'm looking at, or man she's such a whore. But really she was just portraying a whore, like most of it is an illusion, it's an act. Sure, there's a dick in her and some guy later cums in her face, but most of it is total and utter bullshit, I'm sure she likes to be treated good, don't most girls? Yeah, it's just for money, yeah, but come on, it's tiresome, and really, like, disgusting, but maybe that's what's charming about it, I don't know.

Yeah, porn -- really-really charming, yeah, sure. Yeah.

Masturbation is kind of addictive, I try to avoid it sometimes, I take breaks. Whore's get fucked constantly, and play with themselves all the time I guess. Or just get fucked. I don't have any adoration for whores. Love actually turns me on most, gives me a hard on, hard on for love. That's me. None of this greasey shit, this spectacle of testical, why did I ryhme that? Testicals, yeah. Ball-mashing, is that any fun? It actually gets pretty sore.

What is this thing? -- Sex. God, I wish I didn't need it. It's a real disturbance being horny and having no one to have sex with. And going out and finding it is a pain. I'm already horny now, it can't really wait, like, sorry honey but I want my dick in your mouth before dinner. Fuck dinner, well fuck my dick I mean.

So the Whore of Babylon, what's she all about? She's the Harlot who rides the beast of Revelations, if the bible holds any water to you then that means you give a shit. Lady GaGa had her on her mind with her style of course, which is...I guess, not very surprising. "I'm a whore, check it out! I'm the Whore of Babylon." Babylon just means wicked city, or confusion. We're in global Babylon now. So a girl being a whore or a slut, big fucking deal right? Pornstars are paid prostitutes, oldest profession in the world. But is it a respectful one? Maybe in their community it is, it's a wicked world after all. People get praised for their immoral deeds. What's moral in our world when everything is backwards, and when we're being demoralized by society and Television, Eh? No answer? Cheating is a popular topic for T.V. shows and in movies, man do I ever hate that. It's not cool, but a girl who falls for another guy is also not cool. If every girl will fall for somebody else, what is the fucking point of the man? Are we just Appetizers? Snacks? For the time being. Why even bother at all with someone who finds interest in everyone else? I'm not saying a totally possessive relationship, or person is better, I just mean, have some decency, don't lead men on (girls) if you are going to find someone else. The thing is, the response would be from a girl I mean, "how am I suppose to know? It just happens." Well, tell them to eat shit, be loyal to your lover. And you're just going to find somebody else again, so stop being such a parasite. Moving from host to host, bah. That's how diseases are spread, but you are the disease really.

Yeah, I'm bitter, why shouldn't I be? People are lousy. And maybe whores are more fun, they're painfully transparant. We fuck, then we stop, then okay, bye, then she fucks somebody else. Ugh, ew. Nevermind.

"And the woman was arrayed in purple and scarlet colour, and decked with gold and precious stones and pearls, having a golden cup in her hand full of abominations and filthiness of her fornication:
And upon her forehead was a name written a mystery: BABYLON THE GREAT, THE MOTHER OF HARLOTS AND ABOMINATIONS OF THE EARTH."

Did I just quote the bible? Oh my god -- literally.

One Year Anniversary

The Cookie Monster looks like he wants to eat that pink girl, thing. He wants her cookie.

Hey, so this is my one year anniversary post!

Jeez Louise, I can't fucking believe it. I thought I would have gotten bored, and quit after the first five. Seeming how my Blog was only popular for one month, according to my traffic feed. I think I mentioned Lady GaGa, I think that was it. But then people stopped giving a fuck, but that's alright. You really have to stay current in any sort of media based way, or people lose interest fast, and don't give a shit. I don't really give a shit, that's why I made this Blog to broadcast that fact.

I met a few interesting people because of le Blog, my Blog. My Bluhh.

I think I need another post about masturbation. Yeah, right. I'd make it mutual masturbation this time. I'm so good at masturbating a girl, I should time how long it takes for them to orgasm, and try to beat that time like it was some sort of sexual competitive sport. Sport fuck, yeah, on my sports car. Mind the turtle wax, it's slippery.

Anyway, thanks to the people who read this thing. If it wasn't for you I'd think I was schizophrenic. But maybe I am, what's it to you? Okay, whatever, let's hope I don't last another year. Another year full of bullshit.

And what day is this? Oh, it's September 11th, the day that thing happened on. 9/11 -- yeah, the big fucking lie.

Let's hope there's a revolution against all of this privacy theft, but I doubt it. Big Brother, suck my dick! And if that's too incestuous then you can watch me beat it, because I know you are. But that might sound a bit overly paranoid.

Right, I need a beer.

I bet half of you think I'm a fat, disgusting, hairy slob. But I'm an overly opinionated, skinny white-guy. With a shaven dick.

Excuse me, COCK. I prefer that word.

Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation

Is this the best way to die? I now believe it is. Let's go out with a bang, or a wank. A lovely wank, the kind that make headlines. David Carradine, the kung fu master, died from such deviant sexual behavior when he was found dead in his hotel room in Thailand, with a rope around his neck and another around his genitals. What a thrill seeker. I love the mental picture, and the lasting impression it would have left. Were his hands free? God, I don't know. Maybe he was mastering a new technique -- the hands free, I've tried that. It can work if you concentrate hard enough.

I used to think it was silly as hell when I first heard about how Michael Hutchinson the late singer of INXS died from masturbating with his belt tide around his neck, for a choker. What the fuck right? It's hilarious, it's just really embarrassing for his entire family to know about, and the rest of the world when you're as super famous as he was. But who cares about that, now I am a believer. It's great, it's like, don't judge me asshole I'm into this kind of shit. I'm into these kind of dangerous thrills, this edgy kink.

Usually when I'm close to cumming when I'm masturbating I wish my life would end right after I ejaculate. It's an 8 second long symphony of delight. It's that epic. I can actually hear the drumming and chimes and the trumpets that are playing, in unison. It's so theatrical. But then I just want to fucking shoot myself in the head when it's over. That's probably because I have problems, but that's alright I know how to deal with them now. Just give me some rope, and let me play with myself. I'm probably going to fuck it up, but that is extreme auto-erotic asphyxiation.

In the end with suffocation from choking myself, all the blood has flowed to my cock. I find it funny how a hanged man usually dies with a boner. Choking yourself could be considered the old Viagra.

Bathroom Stall Masturbation

Here's a cute story, so I was standing infront of the Greyhound station when this cute little number walks up beside me, and I think to myself, what a wonderful world? No, but what a nice ass. I was pretty horned up by it, I thought I'd make my way straight to the stations bathroom stall and whip out my cock and just start masturbating right there. I jerked it, and imagined slamming my dick in that one girl as two dudes were next to me in the stalls peeing, and I hope not shitting, but I totally orgasmed, like it was my birthday load or something, and I couldn't help but think, "no, no no, please guy in the stall next to me, don't drop your load now!" It would have sucked if I had heard the guy next to me shitting while I was cumming all over the toilet seat. Ha. As for raunchy I've seen better, or I've done better, but you can't beat masturbating in public places. Actual sex in public places is another matter, but it's usually interesting.

Exert from my friendly conversation today,
Fil says:
it was the highlight of my year.
Clarence says:
well, if he orgasmed while he was shitting and then you came : )
Clarence says:
that would be really... adorable...
Fil says:
do gay men get pleasure from shit coming out of their bum, or just going in?
Fil says:
i think i jerked off while i was crapping before, and now all my craps feel sexual somehow.
Clarence says: i really think you should divide sex and bathrooms... honestly.