Showing posts with label gay. Show all posts
Showing posts with label gay. Show all posts

Monday, May 20, 2013

John Travolta: "Gay Jews Run Hollywood"


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Actually gay/Zionist/bankster/corporate whores do.

Travolta apparently, "got where he is now due to sexual favors he had performed when he was in his ‘Welcome Back Kotter’ days; and that Hollywood is controlled by homosexual Jewish men who expect favors in return for sexual activity. (He said) he had done things in his past that would make most people throw up. When he started he wasn’t even gay and that the taste of ‘cum’ would make him gag. He was smart enough to learn to enjoy it, and when he began to make millions of dollars, that it all became worth it."

Well, once you can get passed the taste of cum you don't like then you're on your way to becoming the Next Big Thing.

And think of all the fun you could be having, “Come to the East Village’s hottest new night club, Hamburgers. There’s overweight black men preparing hamburgers, naked jockeys on trapeze, and blind Sherpas with Nerf bow guns..” - Stephon.

Meanwhile, John Travolta was BANNED from top New York hotel spa for 'inappropriate' behavior, claims masseur.

The masseur said he reminded Travolta that sexual acts in exchange for money were illegal, the actor’s rebuttal is stated as, "Come on dude, I’ll jerk you off!" The suit also describes Travolta’s genitalia as "roughly 8 inches in length" with pubic hair that was "wirey and unkempt."

HAHA. Man, 8 inches? Maybe he got a dick transplant, these people can buy anything remember. They are sell-outs to money, they have ways.

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I don't know, I kind of like Travolta though, sure he sucks cock and apparently turned gay. I used to hate onions until I gave them more of a try, so there you go, same goes with being gay. Being gay is not evil, at all, being made gay..maybe. Probably I mean.

I get how all of these famous people are sell-out-fucks, but I'm happy to say that I will never sell out to materialism. It's not worth it. I think most things suck anyway, so why would I want more things? Plus integrity is a good thing. Having a soul that is your own is a great thing too.

Wednesday, October 17, 2012

George Takei


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More notably, George Takei's Facebook. My friends sent me some of his posts, and they are undeniably funny. He's a good mix of crazy. What's the other mix? I don't know, gay, nutty. A gay, slightly crazy guy. I would invite him over to my apartment, but hopefully he doesn't rape me. If he did rape me I would think of the old Star Trek episode where's he's shirtless and sweaty, and the one in which he made the stabbing motion with his sword, in the episode where he went crazy. Well, I guess a lot of the crew went crazy. Shit, I'd go crazy aboard a spaceship, interstellar cabin fever much?

So, Mr. Zany Takai posts Star Trek, he posts pop culture, he posts..penis stuff. But mostly funny stuff.

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You know, I'm not even sure he posted this one, but it's likely he would. I'd fuck him.. I guess, or he could take me for Chinese instead. He's Chinese right?

I don't know, check out his thing. Lots of silly, random, useless shit on his Facebook. Brain junk food, I call it.

So, George Takei - Takei him, or leave him. Well, I made a photo for him, too big to put in my post. My fault for choosing a narrow blog layout.

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Friday, June 11, 2010

The Extra...Pedophile?

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Yeah, yeah who cares about MJ already? Death was his best career move. But this photo always makes me laugh.

Like, why the hell is he with ET? Did he do music for the movie? No, I'm pretty sure he didn't. So why is he with ET? What are they doing together? Besides being friends I mean, and appearing to be gay lovers. That is if ET'S male, who knows. But why? Wuh, wuhhh..Why are they together?

I guess Michael's press agent thought it would benifit his career to be in intimate photos with ET.

Some kid when I was younger told me that Michael Jackson played ET. What is the purpose of that? A weird black guy -- I guess two of those later on can be disputed -- a weird, uh, person in a wrinkly, muppet-like, rubbery suit? Half his size? Yeah, sweet, what a great acting job, nice gig. I could just imagine MJ saying, "you mean I get to spend the whole day inside of this thing? Great! I have to kneel though, but I'm used to that, hahaha. Just cancel all of my concerts, and record signings, and somebody please give Bubbles my monkey a bath.." Yeah fucking right.

If I could speak for Michael Jackson here, he'd much prefer hiding Elliot's M&Ms in his pants, and making him look for them all. Oooh, what a cheap shot. But it's a fun game.

Wednesday, May 5, 2010

I Wish This Was Today's Pop Idol



Want to take a ride on his Luck Dragon?

I remembering seeing this guy in this music video when I was a kid. I said to my mom, "is that a girl singing mom or a guy? Sounds like a giiirrl.."

"No son, it's a man and he's a gaylord."

Who gets to decide who becomes gaylord anyway? Liberachi? Yeah, he's dead now so, Simon Cowell? He's gay right? I fucked him last night, he was terrible. But he judged me the entire time.

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Bathroom Stall Masturbation

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Here's a cute story, so I was standing infront of the Greyhound station when this cute little number walks up beside me, and I think to myself, what a wonderful world? No, but what a nice ass. I was pretty horned up by it, I thought I'd make my way straight to the stations bathroom stall and whip out my cock and just start masturbating right there. I jerked it, and imagined slamming my dick in that one girl as two dudes were next to me in the stalls peeing, and I hope not shitting, but I totally orgasmed, like it was my birthday load or something, and I couldn't help but think, "no, no no, please guy in the stall next to me, don't drop your load now!" It would have sucked if I had heard the guy next to me shitting while I was cumming all over the toilet seat. Ha. As for raunchy I've seen better, or I've done better, but you can't beat masturbating in public places. Actual sex in public places is another matter, but it's usually interesting.

Exert from my friendly conversation today,
Fil says:
it was the highlight of my year.
Clarence says:
well, if he orgasmed while he was shitting and then you came : )
Clarence says:
that would be really... adorable...
Fil says:
do gay men get pleasure from shit coming out of their bum, or just going in?
Fil says:
i think i jerked off while i was crapping before, and now all my craps feel sexual somehow.
Clarence says: i really think you should divide sex and bathrooms... honestly.