Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation

Is this the best way to die? I now believe it is. Let's go out with a bang, or a wank. A lovely wank, the kind that make headlines. David Carradine, the kung fu master, died from such deviant sexual behavior when he was found dead in his hotel room in Thailand, with a rope around his neck and another around his genitals. What a thrill seeker. I love the mental picture, and the lasting impression it would have left. Were his hands free? God, I don't know. Maybe he was mastering a new technique -- the hands free, I've tried that. It can work if you concentrate hard enough.

I used to think it was silly as hell when I first heard about how Michael Hutchinson the late singer of INXS died from masturbating with his belt tide around his neck, for a choker. What the fuck right? It's hilarious, it's just really embarrassing for his entire family to know about, and the rest of the world when you're as super famous as he was. But who cares about that, now I am a believer. It's great, it's like, don't judge me asshole I'm into this kind of shit. I'm into these kind of dangerous thrills, this edgy kink.

Usually when I'm close to cumming when I'm masturbating I wish my life would end right after I ejaculate. It's an 8 second long symphony of delight. It's that epic. I can actually hear the drumming and chimes and the trumpets that are playing, in unison. It's so theatrical. But then I just want to fucking shoot myself in the head when it's over. That's probably because I have problems, but that's alright I know how to deal with them now. Just give me some rope, and let me play with myself. I'm probably going to fuck it up, but that is extreme auto-erotic asphyxiation.

In the end with suffocation from choking myself, all the blood has flowed to my cock. I find it funny how a hanged man usually dies with a boner. Choking yourself could be considered the old Viagra.