Excuse Me Cat Meme

This is a sad, piece of shit cat. I wish people would get nice, loving cats, not get attached to shitty ones. Put all the shitty and droll cats next to a dumpster, wait, scratch that (like a cat, shut up), they do all hang out next to a dumpster.

I heard today that the ‘Grumpy Cat’ meme is becoming a Talking Animal Comedy Movie. As you dry your eyes.

Really? A comedy? Really?

"The cat’s actual name is Tardar Sauce (“Tard” for short), and her owners were swift to monetize her surprising popularity, posting videos of her on Youtube, signing an advertising deal with Purina to have Grumpy Cat™ appear in Friskies adverts, and setting up an online shop where visitors can buy T-shirts, mugs, magnets, calendars.."

Oh my god, this makes me fucking sick, I'm literally about to vomit. It could have been these peanuts I just ate and this glass of Soy Milk, but Jesus Christ, this is just -- I have to say no to this! NO!

Money grubbing WHORES!

Yeah, Garfield the movie I heard did great, so good luck you assholes.

Octopus Sex

 "It doesn't get more testosterone-serious than this!"

The New Xbox Piece Of Shit Thing

Here's some random online comment about it:

"No one even mentioned the issues with having an "always on" Kinect 2.0, which is my biggest concern. I don't know about you guys, but I have a 6 year old that loves to wake up on Sat/Sun and play Skylanders in his underwear on his 360 (I'm 27 and still do this!!).

I did some research and a recent study done at Penn State shows that 4% of the population have pedophilic tendencies/urges. Microsoft has roughly 90,000 employees currently. Doing some basic math, statistically, 3600 of those employees are pedophiles. In other words, Microsoft has the given 3600 pedophiles the ability to watch my kid in his underwear whenever they want. The is FUCKED UP."

Yeah, yeah...YEAH. They also let pedophiles into North America to become citizens without any background checks!

So, having an always on microphone and camera on your TV, isn't that like owning an iPhone? Turn the bastard off and it still monitors you.

The future is spy-ware, Big Brother. Also, avoid those cookie monsters from websites, they track every effing site you go on, and collect all information they possibly can. Maybe if you're looking up child porn some coporation and/or government agency will hire you though, right? You'd be more likely to be hired if you have no morals at all.

If you're set out to corrupt and destroy, some company or government agency will hire you. Put that on your resume next time.

John Travolta: "Gay Jews Run Hollywood"

Actually gay/Zionist/bankster/corporate whores do.

Travolta apparently, "got where he is now due to sexual favors he had performed when he was in his ‘Welcome Back Kotter’ days; and that Hollywood is controlled by homosexual Jewish men who expect favors in return for sexual activity. (He said) he had done things in his past that would make most people throw up. When he started he wasn’t even gay and that the taste of ‘cum’ would make him gag. He was smart enough to learn to enjoy it, and when he began to make millions of dollars, that it all became worth it."

Well, once you can get passed the taste of cum you don't like then you're on your way to becoming the Next Big Thing.

And think of all the fun you could be having, “Come to the East Village’s hottest new night club, Hamburgers. There’s overweight black men preparing hamburgers, naked jockeys on trapeze, and blind Sherpas with Nerf bow guns..” - Stephon.

Meanwhile, John Travolta was BANNED from top New York hotel spa for 'inappropriate' behavior, claims masseur.

The masseur said he reminded Travolta that sexual acts in exchange for money were illegal, the actor’s rebuttal is stated as, "Come on dude, I’ll jerk you off!" The suit also describes Travolta’s genitalia as "roughly 8 inches in length" with pubic hair that was "wirey and unkempt."

HAHA. Man, 8 inches? Maybe he got a dick transplant, these people can buy anything remember. They are sell-outs to money, they have ways.



I don't know, I kind of like Travolta though, sure he sucks cock and apparently turned gay. I used to hate onions until I gave them more of a try, so there you go, same goes with being gay. Being gay is not evil, at all, being made gay..maybe. Probably I mean.

I get how all of these famous people are sell-out-fucks, but I'm happy to say that I will never sell out to materialism. It's not worth it. I think most things suck anyway, so why would I want more things? Plus integrity is a good thing. Having a soul that is your own is a great thing too.

Old Action Figure Memories

I stole this Cobra Commander back in oh, 92-93. I was proud of that. I stuck it to The Man. I stole him at K-Mart, of all places. He kind of looks like a techno-Clansman. And he kind of looks like he has a dick too. I always used to yank his legs out because they had this elastic strap thing in them, I think. Humph, he would ride my cat, because of his bendable legs. And his fate, probably shoved up a dog's ass, I don't know. I probably threw him out of my mom's car window, probably.

Cobra's a dick and he wants to take over the world, where have we heard this before? Practically every villain we know of. But he has the same exact ideas as the Illuminati do. In the cartoon he makes mind control slaves out of celebrities to mind control the masses. He even creates a signal in music and Television that makes people into brainwashed, mindless, consumer zombies.

Sounds like Cobra took over the world already, er, I mean the Illuminati.

Eying You

Well, that's fucking ironic. Since the Illuminati use the all-seeing eye as their trade-mark. Hilarious promotion. "Yeah, we provide privacy and security, we swear". Take anything any corporation, or anything the media has to say and reverse it, and that's usually closer to the truth. Take an ice cream cone and reverse it then eat it, that's how I usually eat it, you can suck it out that way. Slurp.

At least ice cream hasn't been corrupted, oh wait, Monsanto, fuck! I heard there was fucking human DNA in rice now, Jesus, what the fuck for? Stop it!

World - stop being an asshole. Or, Illuminati, quit being pricks, please?

Nothing is sacred.

Butt Smell

So I Googled: "when I masturbate my butt smells" and I got some interesting sites. (I keep telling myself to use a better search engine for fuck sakes, force of habit).

So, here's some random results:

Does it smell when men masturbate? - Yahoo! Answers

"I know its my word against theirs but..hear me out. Sometimes when I masturbate you can smell it. It smells like dick.."

Yeah, if your dick isn't clean. The smell of dick usually happens if it's not so clean. I prefer my dick to smell like Aloe Vera and Chamomile because it's the soap I use to wash it with after I pee. Yeah, it's a drag to wash your cock right after you pee always, but I have foreskin and I like to be clean. Of course when I'm out I don't do it. Though I have washed my dick at people's houses before and I think a few times in a public private bathroom.

Smell during sex - GovTeen.com

"Anybody ever detect the smell of butt during sex or masturbation? Did it turn you on, gross you out, or embarrass you? Was it your butt or your partner's butt that you smelled?

By the way, I am not talking about farting here. I am talking about the sweaty/musky/faint-poo smell that comes from your butthole-especially after/during strenuous activity, such as working out, or sex.

My girlfriend and I get really turned on when we smell each others butts during sex or making out (as long as our butts are not too stinky or dirty-I think that would be gross). We think it helps make us closer and feel more comfortable with our bodies. It shows that we aren't too embarrassed to share anything with each other.

Also, sometimes, I like to finger my butt and smell my finger when I masturbate. If I take a big whiff right when I am about to cum, I have a really intense orgasm. It can get a little messy, but you just have to wash your hands good after.

Trust me, its cool."

I really can't trust you on this one, sorry. YUUUUUCCCKK. Jeeeeeesssus. "Faint-poo smell", I want to die.

I recall the butt smell when I'm behind a girl, fucking her doggy style -- it can get quite pungent back there -- I had the idea of usually putting my hand over their buttcrack to block their butthole from smelling too much. It's like a practice I used to have. God, don't fucking remind me. I don't think it was with every girl, so, yeah. Clean your asshole, please. I do.

I remember my ex-fiance having this kind of poopy smell when I was massaging her butt. I was TRYING to admire her butt, but..BUTT I couldn't. I told her it smelled like children's poop, so, not so bad smelling, just kiddy poop smell. Which is actually pretty awful, so it makes not a lot of sense, but it was a nice way of telling her it smelled, but just slightly smelled. I guess I can't put my head and nose up to my own anus and smell it, but I'm sure it would smell cleaner. Considering I wash it in the shower twice a day. And that's not the number of my shitting either, that varies.

Anyway, this has been a really disgusting post. Your welcome.

Oh, and I almost forgot, the reason why I searched that was my butt has this odd smell after I masturbate, every time. It's just this smell that's present, no need to be up-close and personal. It's kind of like a sweaty smell, but also a weird tinge of tang, or sweaty tangy. Not shit smell, just off-putting. Ugh. This reminds me of how my bed would get covered in sex smell when I would fuck in it, and other human mess. I want someone else to clean up all my sex mess, and masturbation mess.. and butt smell, because I'm tired of doing it.

Wash my butthole for me. Thanks, bye.