Butt Smell

So I Googled: "when I masturbate my butt smells" and I got some interesting sites. (I keep telling myself to use a better search engine for fuck sakes, force of habit).

So, here's some random results:

Does it smell when men masturbate? - Yahoo! Answers

"I know its my word against theirs but..hear me out. Sometimes when I masturbate you can smell it. It smells like dick.."

Yeah, if your dick isn't clean. The smell of dick usually happens if it's not so clean. I prefer my dick to smell like Aloe Vera and Chamomile because it's the soap I use to wash it with after I pee. Yeah, it's a drag to wash your cock right after you pee always, but I have foreskin and I like to be clean. Of course when I'm out I don't do it. Though I have washed my dick at people's houses before and I think a few times in a public private bathroom.

Smell during sex - GovTeen.com

"Anybody ever detect the smell of butt during sex or masturbation? Did it turn you on, gross you out, or embarrass you? Was it your butt or your partner's butt that you smelled?

By the way, I am not talking about farting here. I am talking about the sweaty/musky/faint-poo smell that comes from your butthole-especially after/during strenuous activity, such as working out, or sex.

My girlfriend and I get really turned on when we smell each others butts during sex or making out (as long as our butts are not too stinky or dirty-I think that would be gross). We think it helps make us closer and feel more comfortable with our bodies. It shows that we aren't too embarrassed to share anything with each other.

Also, sometimes, I like to finger my butt and smell my finger when I masturbate. If I take a big whiff right when I am about to cum, I have a really intense orgasm. It can get a little messy, but you just have to wash your hands good after.

Trust me, its cool."

I really can't trust you on this one, sorry. YUUUUUCCCKK. Jeeeeeesssus. "Faint-poo smell", I want to die.

I recall the butt smell when I'm behind a girl, fucking her doggy style -- it can get quite pungent back there -- I had the idea of usually putting my hand over their buttcrack to block their butthole from smelling too much. It's like a practice I used to have. God, don't fucking remind me. I don't think it was with every girl, so, yeah. Clean your asshole, please. I do.

I remember my ex-fiance having this kind of poopy smell when I was massaging her butt. I was TRYING to admire her butt, but..BUTT I couldn't. I told her it smelled like children's poop, so, not so bad smelling, just kiddy poop smell. Which is actually pretty awful, so it makes not a lot of sense, but it was a nice way of telling her it smelled, but just slightly smelled. I guess I can't put my head and nose up to my own anus and smell it, but I'm sure it would smell cleaner. Considering I wash it in the shower twice a day. And that's not the number of my shitting either, that varies.

Anyway, this has been a really disgusting post. Your welcome.

Oh, and I almost forgot, the reason why I searched that was my butt has this odd smell after I masturbate, every time. It's just this smell that's present, no need to be up-close and personal. It's kind of like a sweaty smell, but also a weird tinge of tang, or sweaty tangy. Not shit smell, just off-putting. Ugh. This reminds me of how my bed would get covered in sex smell when I would fuck in it, and other human mess. I want someone else to clean up all my sex mess, and masturbation mess.. and butt smell, because I'm tired of doing it.

Wash my butthole for me. Thanks, bye.

Hows About Some BUTT?

I don't know if any of you have heard of BUTT magazine -- a male magazine -- a gay magazine. It's one of my favorites. I can submit a photo of me and my naked butt and become one of their known "buttheads" I may just do that.

There's this great article recently about Denham Fouts, a well known prostitute and an influential hustler of the 1930's. This dude obviously sucked his way to the top, he fucked princes and kings, royally, I guess. He was referred to as "the most expensive male prostitute in the world." What a brat.

This is an interesting quote about him,

"…if Fouts had slept with Hitler, as Hitler wished, he could have saved the world from the Second World War…" - Ned Rorem recounting a quote by Truman Capote in George Plimpton’s Truman Capote.

Hitler was gay, duh. Have you ever seen the footage of him gingerly combing back his perfect hair with his fingers? Have you? And his solute, not the Heil, the other thing he did, come on, so gay. I wouldn't let him fuck me though. Hell no.

Well, back to BUTT magazine. Butt Butt Butt. I'm not a homosexual or anything, butt I just love this magazine full of naked men. Scantily clad, or in the buff, some riding bicycles like the photo above, some shaven (at least) and some rockin' some awesome hairdos, and other dos..and maybe don't. I would glance through it in American Apparel. Yeah, that store isn't really for me but (butt) I just go in there to ask them for the latest copy of BUTT magazine. It's the only good thing about that fucking store. You should see the girl behind the counter's face when I say, "I just came for BUTTS, is the new one in yet? This is my magazine, BUTT magazine. I find it smutty and revealing, and disgusting and funny.

Butt. Fuck, I'm retiring that word from my vocabulary for now. ASS.