Intellectual Boner

Generally I don't get much stimulation when I first talk to a new person. I find more interesting the things that are going on in my head. But on occasion my brain gets sprung, and I want to share mind intercourse for as long as I can, in light of a good, long, and hard, mentally stimulating, to the point of being sexual, and hyper connective conversation. But that hardly happens to me anymore. I bought a pie, an entire pie, and I already ate half of it. It was apple, and it was delicious.

Give me fulfillment, or I resort to instant gratification, like food, or a really good orgasm I just gave myself, then it's on to the next gratifying thing.

Stroke my brain with your knowledge, and shared thoughts, and make it interesting, I'm open to the experience. Or we could just have sex. Imagine having an in-depth conversation about ants, and how they are psychic and can predict the change in weather patterns days beforehand, with their tiny, itty-bitty brains, and your discussing this while you're fucking cowgirl style, and speaking in sign language. I didn't make that up, I saw it in a Korean movie, Sympathy For Mr. Vengeance. But wouldn't that be neat?

I want to have a conversation in sign language. WHY? I don't know, I'm bored, why not learn it? That way I have a reason to search for def women on that disabled dating site. The first thing I want to learn is "shut up!" Wait, I actually know that one, isn't it the action of cut, with your fingers, then up, with your fingers, fingies. Yeah? Yes? Is that it?

So the first thing I learn is to be an asshole to the girl, but I'm playing hard to get.

I hope that she could tell me that she loves me...with her hands.

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I've had some encounters with potential girlfriends recently, but it's not going to happen, mainly because I don't care as much anymore, so I backed out of that whole thing. Ah, to be young again, with a lively, and active spirit. Primarily motivated by a stable sex life though.

Strangely enough, I look through the Craigslist personals, once every 3 months or so for a laugh, mainly at the women seeking men ads.

What a joke. If I could provide these girls with some counseling and advice, I would. But you know it would just be bitter. I'd like to be fair to myself and just say that I'm honest, but I am frequently upset by general people. That's okay, you know, I find the humor.

Here's an eye catcher, oh yeah. (And enjoy my little interjections.)

Flippety-Floppety - 28 (Up Down All Around)

I'm a big girl. Some would say fat or rubenesque, (?) others might say curvy, plump, roley poley, beefy, chunky, broad, bulging, bulky, butterball, fleshy, heavyset, hefty, husky, inflated, jelly-belly, large, meaty, oversize, plump, round,
(corpulent?) solid, stout, swollen, thickset or weighty. Whatever way you want to put it, I'm bigger than the weight books say I should be. (Not a house?) I've been big. I've been small. At the moment I'm big. (No shit!)

I don't make fun of heavy people usually, or whatever you want to call them. There's a myriad of words for you to choose from there. I figure why bother being that cruel, most North Americans are overweight. She was brave though, and elaborate, painfully so.

Here's a random dumb one.

Cold weather equals more cuddles - 22 (Your Arms)

I am looking for a long term relationship. Not a one night stand or FWB. (Fuck while bathing? Uh, fffarm equipment, something? Oh, friends with benefits, right.)

So I like going to the drive-in movie theatre, and just love to watch movies and hang out. (Sounds alright.)
That doesn't mean I would be against going out and doing things Haha. (Not funny.) I'm a fairly simple girl, I love cuddles and hugs and kisses (and teddy bears, and gummy bears, and gay bears, like those hairy, fat, gay men. Yeah, them.) I love to cook- I'm not the best cook, but I'm working on it. (Work me up a sandwich.) K so more about me, I'm told I'm cute Haha (?) ummm I tell really bad jokes and laugh my ass off at them. (You're kind of a mental case then, I like it.) I hate lies, especially the ones where there's no point of lying. (I was lying) I don't have any tattoos and.. (okay I'll just stop you there, I can't bare reading anymore.)

Mindnumbing, Jee-sus. But it gets worse.

Alright, this was a fucking disaster, and not very funny at all. Stay tuned for the next one.