Update?

Yeah, I'm a young little Asian girl passed out at an Internet joint, in, I don't know, Hong Kong. She's got the right idea. Later on she kills herself, but that's okay, she's a smart girl, there's nothing much to desire online when you've seen everything already twice.

Anyway, I haven't updated this thing for awhile. It hasn't necessarily been a dog's year, but I took a break from the Internet land, and pleasant it was. As far as smoking pot, and getting tired for three weeks goes.

If I stop updating it's likely I'm dead, or Ashtar abducted me, and he's raping me with his alien penis, that I somehow find mesmerizing and desirable. It could be that it's shinier than most Earth man's cock, or that it always is erect, which would really be awkward at times. Hell, all the time. If my penis was permanently erect I wouldn't really want to hug my mother anymore. I generally prefer it when I'm flaccid.

So, uh, the Internet is often a bore, and then there's the checking, and re-checking -- fuck, who cares? It's pretty manic, and it's awful, but I steal movies off it, which is the only real thrill it provides me with. Porn sites used to be amusing, but I always imagine what the smells would be like of the people, and it loses any appeal, and grosses me out.

I have a thing about smells. I used to randomly sniff my girlfriends. Yeah, they hated that.

Updates are probably on the horizon. I'd appreciate emails loaded with weird, funky, and neat shit I could comment on. That would be nice. Thanks.

Everything New Sucks So I'm Watching An Old Horror Movie

Old horror movies, ya know, they're the best. Late 70s and 80s ones, for sure. Ever since the teen horror movie Scream came out horror movies just went down the shitter hole. Stupid fucking teen movies of the 90s, God. Terrible.

Who gives a fuck about teens? Either they kill themselves, or get killed by a tractor or something. Like in The Children Of The Corn -- which I haven't actually ever seen, but maybe that happens? Either way, teens -- whatever.

This movie Warlock is just great, I'm not even half way through it yet and it's just a pure joy to watch. Here's a bit of the story, uh, this Warlock from the 16th century is caught by some, I don't know, Warlock hunter (because he was being naughty) and he escapes getting hanged and burned over a basket of living cats. -- I'm not even joking, that's what the priest said his punishment would be. I know, I had to rewind it to hear it again, just to make sure I heard it correctly. Fucking great, fucking great. It makes sense, because like cats don't have souls according to religious folk, I think. Or maybe the cats.....I don't know.

My favorite part is when the Warlock cuts the fat out of an unbaptized kid and makes flying potion out of it. Genius. How can you make up shit that good? The writer deserves some stupid award, or a hand-job from a hot girl at least for having such an incredible imagination.

I deserve an award, or a hand-job too. At very least. Okay, so I'm going to finish this movie now.