No Point In This Signal

T.V.O.D. And media overdose, media intercourse. Fuck my brain, let the signal control my thoughts and ideas. A TV dinner is what really sounds appealing. Hey, I'll lick the screen, there's a burger on it I really want to eat.

And now for Internet OD, oh no. Sex OD -- real sex -- now we're getting at something. More tangible anyway.

This Would Make A Good Safe Sex AD

Pass it around. Or wear a damn condom!

I hate wearing condoms, I really do. They suck. It's nice finding someone who is clean. But it seems like everyone's a dirty little trash bag these days. Fucking with a condom is like half the fun, and pleasure. I guess for someone who is irritable and exceptionally lazy it's a real hassle to put one on. Obviously I'm talking about myself here. I guess I'm a little old fashioned with the "I'll pull out" line. Just trust me, I trust myself. Unless I haven't masturbated in a long time, then I don't trust myself at all. Holy shit, we've got ourselves a loose cannon here -- or maybe not -- I have practiced not cumming for very long periods of time. I do have great mindcontrol over it, but where's the fun in that? A pair of blue-balls is not much fun.

Scrap "pain for pleasure" just tease my cock with your tongue, uuggh, that's better.

Camera Fuck-Head

Look outside your door, you're on camera.

Surveillance, surveillance, we're all being surveillanced against our will. These freaks in government, and their obsession with us. Let's see your face, we need to know who you are, it's important for our database -- great.

Soon wearing sunglasses will be outlawed, and there will be no place for me in this life.

"Please remove your sunglasses sir."
"No. Eat my ass."

I had to leave 7/11 because I refused to take off my glasses. Yeah okay, it's most corner store's policy to profile people who wear sunglasses. Sure, it's useful to videotape someone's face who robbed them, but if you're confronting me about my glasses then it's obvious I'm not going to rob you. My cover is blown, I've lost the element of surprise.

"But it's the law, it's the law."

I will never obey all laws, because it takes away from my personal liberty. So throw me in jail, or shut the fuck up, and leave me be. Your authority is backed by nothing, because what the majority of cops and enforcers of law say is completely inane. It's really childlike to care so much about disrupting someone's life, and the quality of life they seek. If you're ever confronted by a cop, stay calm, you don't need to give them your name, they have no right. You don't owe these control obsessed hounds anything. Obviously unless you've commited some practical crime, but I really don't see anything practical about fascist policies. My best advice is, confuse a cop. Ramble and annoy them, sometimes they fuck off.

As for being watched, well, I never wanted to be on camera, but I guess I have no choice. Our entire life isn't private, and it will continue not being with the more technology we buy. The problem is growing hitech, and it's beyond Orwell's 84'. Big Brother is virtually probing you. Kiss your private life goodbye. Maybe you'll end up on the internet, when signals are posted by local cameras, and our satellites. It'll be great how the entire world will have you there for themselves to scrutinize. Granted, it's only one worse case scenario of invading privacy, but hey.

More Internet Junk

You know I really like children. I see them walking down the street, and we smile to each other. I get smiled at a lot by kids, it's so cute. Anyway, this piece of cinema snuff is from The Toxic Avenger. See, this little boy decided to ride his bike at night, and he got creamed by a car. Pop goes his head. But the first time of getting hit his body whirled through the air, just like an overgrown pinata, but there was no candy inside, just guts..lots of guts, and probably his brain too, but it's hard to make one out. His head had so much blood and guts and splattered brain parts it seems like the prop department had a little too much fun that day. I ate some spaghetti tonight, and I think my stomach now is a little queasy from talking about this, but that's alright. I also ate some tortilla chips, so that might be a part of why.

This next one is your pal, Mr Toxic Avenger.



I know what he's thinking here, "Ya know what babe, life just doesn't get any better than this." And he's probably right. He has a blind attractive girlfriend who loves him, what could be better? I would love to have a blind girlfriend. I would help her through her day, and we'd have sex all night. The sad part is, it's hard to find blind chicks online. Though apparently you can here, http://www.datingdisabled.net
but I have yet to lower my standards and look through that site. Give me a few months, and maybe I will try.

Bathroom Stall Masturbation

Here's a cute story, so I was standing infront of the Greyhound station when this cute little number walks up beside me, and I think to myself, what a wonderful world? No, but what a nice ass. I was pretty horned up by it, I thought I'd make my way straight to the stations bathroom stall and whip out my cock and just start masturbating right there. I jerked it, and imagined slamming my dick in that one girl as two dudes were next to me in the stalls peeing, and I hope not shitting, but I totally orgasmed, like it was my birthday load or something, and I couldn't help but think, "no, no no, please guy in the stall next to me, don't drop your load now!" It would have sucked if I had heard the guy next to me shitting while I was cumming all over the toilet seat. Ha. As for raunchy I've seen better, or I've done better, but you can't beat masturbating in public places. Actual sex in public places is another matter, but it's usually interesting.

Exert from my friendly conversation today,
Fil says:
it was the highlight of my year.
Clarence says:
well, if he orgasmed while he was shitting and then you came : )
Clarence says:
that would be really... adorable...
Fil says:
do gay men get pleasure from shit coming out of their bum, or just going in?
Fil says:
i think i jerked off while i was crapping before, and now all my craps feel sexual somehow.
Clarence says: i really think you should divide sex and bathrooms... honestly.

Currently..

This is a pretty fucked up video I must say. I wonder how she has sex, I guess an orgasm will set her off. When she gets off, she really gets off, complete with spasms. Wowy wow wow wow. Woof Woof..sexy.

Jeez, these fucking vaccinations are driving me insane. I went into Safeway, in the medical department and they were doing that shit to old people, I stared and watched like it was their execution. The H1N1 is bad for you, I advise not taking it. Where's my proof? Well, more people are dying from the vaccine than the swine flu, so you figure it out. None of them are going to have this cool disease though, this funky walk. It won't happen to you. One in a million shot. Ha, shot, anyway. Fuck you medical industry, we don't need your stinking vaccine. And if you're worried, point your finger at the government, they're the assholes who want to kill you.

What do you want for Christmas darling?
DEATH! MOMMY!