The New Batman Looks Like Fatman

What's in his utility belt, pizza? Jelly beans? Ben Affleck (horrible decision to choose for Batman) is supposed to play a more "seasoned' Batman supposedly. Seasoned how, with steroids?

The costume and character is more based on (totally taken from) Frank Miller's the Dark Knight Returns graphic novel, where a tired and old Batman puts on his cape and cowl for one last hoorah to save the day, and guarantee himself an ego boost. Blah. I used to think Batman was alright, now he's going to be old, and fat and shit. Will he tell Alfred, "don't worry about the sandwich, I'll get drive-thru"? He actually fucking said that, in Batman Forever. Back then people would laugh, and nowadays people would laugh. But fanboys would cry.

His tiny bat-ears must be a metaphor for erectile dysfunction. We get it, he's supposed to be old!

Supposedly the worst thing to happen to the Batsuit in the past movies was bat-nipples. Really? Maybe they were trying to get him to appeal to transvestites, that demographic is huge in Hollywood, probably. But, no. (Yes, men have nipples, but showing them is not a manly Batman thing to do).

The ploy of having Batman in a new Superman movie is just a giant cash grab, like always, like those new Spiderman movies. Sony wanted to keep the rights to Spiderman, so they started those new movies. I told fanboys not to expect much from them because of this, and whenever I post any of my comments about these superheros on YouTube I get like tons of fanboys aggressively jabbering at me.

There's really no point anymore, a lot of them don't see reason.

I have a theory about this new Batman vs. Superman movie. Since nothing worked for DC (Green Lantern) they got desperate and decided to go an entirely new direction with Superman. Nobody was interested in the last modern Superman movie, so they went bizarro. Yeah, Man of Steel was a bizarro Superman movie. If you're unfamiliar with that comic book storyline, on Seinfeld Jerry explains it pretty well.



Superman does not kill, ever, yet in Man of Steel he does. Plus, he acts like a jerk too.

Now you can see the direction of where Batman (Fatman) is headed. It's just..bizarro. And, Lex Luther as some nerd. Ugh. Throw in the towel or cowl, DC. But, the new Superman movie feat the Caped Old Man will grab moviegoers attention, despite being very stupid.

Oral Pleasure

So, I haven't really done cunnilingus in a long time. Last time I wanted to it turned out that the girl was having a yeast infection. I didn't really want to put my mouth on that. Yeah, I figure there's a lot of yeast down there, maybe it's not good for me anymore.

They never tell you how gross sex is in sexual education, or do they? I don't remember. I was asleep during most of..all of school.

Porn doesn't do it for me anymore. If I see a man eating out a girl it's so creepy looking. Like, he flicks his tongue around in a very animal-like manor. Pshaw.

There's such an illusion to porn, because you can't smell it. Sex is so fucking smelly, jeez. Shower sex is pretty cool, what am I talking about? Oh yeah, oral sex. Getting head in the shower is cool. Why is it different? Uh, I don't know, it is..

This is kind of a filler post. I don't have much to say. I'm having difficulty meeting people to connect with. I get turned off now if they're dumb, also. Even if they are good looking, it doesn't matter. If I felt a strong connection, I'd do oral pleasure for them. I'm not just going to lick any hole, like some dog. Oh wait, they sniff holes. Well, I wont just sniff any butt either. Even though every time I go out it pretty much smells like butt.

Well, I'm charming, it's insane that I haven't met someone! Actually I was dating this girl who is Asian, and like most Asian girls she didn't shave, so I wasn't into it. We didn't have much in common anyway.

I think she gave me a yeast infection.

I bought some organic virgin coconut oil and I put it on my dick, and it seemed to work. (And my dick smelled like coconut). Was I sure it was a yeast infection? No, but it wasn't anything else, because I got checked out. Maybe my dick wasn't compatible because I'm white? I don't know. (Racist joke).

She said I fucked like a teenager. I bet she always says that. I didn't cum though, I have a habit now of not even bothering, since I figure these things won't last. Maybe that provides more of a reason to cum, but I'm like weird that way, I just can last and I don't see the point sometimes. I can't even relate with other guys.

I can't even meet any people to talk with online anymore. Wow, this turned depressing.

Yeah, oral sex, the kids are into it. They blow bubble gum into it, into the girl's vagina hole. That's probably how she got her yeast infection.

Nazis From Outer Space

Most UFOs are government black ops, not aliens. The alien myth is to shift focus away from the fact that there is advanced technology that was created by HUMANS, and that it could be used for good.

The reason why this world is so shit is because we're suffering from arrested development.

The private sector of the government stole a lot of Nicola Tesla's ideas. We could be living in an amazing futuristic world right now, oh well.

Going back to the alien myth, a lot of so-called alien abductees say they see military personnel with them. Red flag. It doesn't take too many brain cells to figure out that we're being lied to about this, blaming aliens for all of the anomalies in the sky is a nice cover story that's been working for some time now.

Is there really aliens? We're aliens, we're alien to this planet, our bodies can't handle cold temperature without warm clothing, our feet can't handle hard terrain without shoes or boots on. Use your common sense, because a lot of things make no sense.

Other "aliens" would look human, or humanoid. The bizarre looking creatures rumored about are lab experiments, or creatures who evolved from certain species of animals. My speculation. Heck, I've read how plants can evolve into creatures.

Venus flytrap much? Look at nature, there are some pretty bizarre things there.

So, there's a rumor how Nazis developed UFOs, or flying saucers. Who cares, but please share the technology with the planet, we could use it, don't be fascists! Oh wait, they are/were. (Still are).

This guy named Steven Greer is promoting alien disclosure, so they can use the advanced propulsion systems that these "aliens" possess. How about just petitioning the government for the advanced technology to be made public, being that it's what a large portion of the taxpayers' money goes to, which is the black budget.

Black budget, black operations, black helicopters, men in black, okay, enough already, make it LIGHT.

Shed some actual light onto our planet (if it is a planet, I don't know, I'm always skeptical). Someone would probably say to me, "you're an idiot! Of course we're on a planet!" Have you seen the earth from space? "No!" Then you're the fucking idiot. Why would you trust what anybody had to say?

I'm not a flat-earther though. But I have talked to one of them, and this guy I talked to said that the only image of earth from space is cropped into that rounded shape because of the edges of the window the picture was taken in front of. Interesting. More speculation, but whatever. Most things are speculation until the actual truth is brought out. Unfortunately there isn't much real truth going around.

This world has too many dark spots, so you must use your own discernment of things and not have somebody on TV tell you how it is, or by hearing it from New Age gurus either. But most people don't want to do their own research. I went down that rabbit hole of so-called alien disclosure, and I came out with the belief that it's mostly fabricated. Other beings are around us at all times, but they're similar in appearance to us. Their intent is what is the important question.

I'm tired of hearing about UFOs and how they report them on the news. Why trust that ever?

Keep your learning cap on, and stay skeptical of little green men.

And thanks to everyone who reads my blog. Keep it real. I have to pee.