The Results Are In (I Don't Have Aids, Shut Up)

Okay, so this is funny, I was looking at my stats, because the new Blogger has all that shit, most sites make it easier to check now, ya know, because I'm lazy and I don't really give a flying shit. So I looked out of boredom, honestly, I really don't care that much, I just hope somebody out there in Internet land gets something, anything out of my writing, whatever that may be. So to the point, the top keywords that get people to stumble upon my blog through Google are:

"three boobs" - that's a big hit.
"anal beeds" - of course, why not?
"natalie portman cameltoe - interesting.
"denham fouts" - very cool, famous male prostitute.
"natalie portman pussy' - okay, I get it, people want to see her stuff.
"painmurdersuffering.blogspot.com" - URL that.
"penis tumblr" - uh, alright, that makes a lot of sense (no).
"occult musicians' - nice.
"illuminati musicians" - nice.
"tumblr penis" - am I missing something?

Well, yeah, folks, whoever-the-hell you are, I've had this blog for awhile now, since 2009, since 9/11 of 2009 which holds significance to me. I've had a few ad offers, I told them to go shove it, of course, and I've been asked to write reviews for Virus Scanner shit, huh? Yeah, obviously I said fuck off. Actually I just said something confusing, I forget what it was, somethihng along the lines of, I think you're mom needs a Virus Scanner. Maybe that's what it was, forget. So there's been some laughs, and some tears, and I actually have another blog. I thought posting things from there onto here would be redundant, but maybe I will.

I have a tumblr, no tumblr penis though. For all you people interested in more occult stuff. But, it has more to offer, videos I've made and I don't know, just other shit. http://dystopianfiend.tumblr.com

And the United States has most of my audience, naturally, because Canada sucks. But we're not as in debt and other obvious facts. UK is third from Canada, and then it's Saudi Arabia, that's fucking weird. Next is Australia, Germany, India, Brazil, France, and lastly South Africa. I have no idea why, but hey.

Much love to my Saudi Arabians out there. Tons of love (send me a wife). And to the rest -- I don't really care.

The Whore Of Babylon

So, I was masturbating and I was thinking, man this is disgusting what I'm looking at, or man she's such a whore. But really she was just portraying a whore, like most of it is an illusion, it's an act. Sure, there's a dick in her and some guy later cums in her face, but most of it is total and utter bullshit, I'm sure she likes to be treated good, don't most girls? Yeah, it's just for money, yeah, but come on, it's tiresome, and really, like, disgusting, but maybe that's what's charming about it, I don't know.

Yeah, porn -- really-really charming, yeah, sure. Yeah.

Masturbation is kind of addictive, I try to avoid it sometimes, I take breaks. Whore's get fucked constantly, and play with themselves all the time I guess. Or just get fucked. I don't have any adoration for whores. Love actually turns me on most, gives me a hard on, hard on for love. That's me. None of this greasey shit, this spectacle of testical, why did I ryhme that? Testicals, yeah. Ball-mashing, is that any fun? It actually gets pretty sore.

What is this thing? -- Sex. God, I wish I didn't need it. It's a real disturbance being horny and having no one to have sex with. And going out and finding it is a pain. I'm already horny now, it can't really wait, like, sorry honey but I want my dick in your mouth before dinner. Fuck dinner, well fuck my dick I mean.

So the Whore of Babylon, what's she all about? She's the Harlot who rides the beast of Revelations, if the bible holds any water to you then that means you give a shit. Lady GaGa had her on her mind with her style of course, which is...I guess, not very surprising. "I'm a whore, check it out! I'm the Whore of Babylon." Babylon just means wicked city, or confusion. We're in global Babylon now. So a girl being a whore or a slut, big fucking deal right? Pornstars are paid prostitutes, oldest profession in the world. But is it a respectful one? Maybe in their community it is, it's a wicked world after all. People get praised for their immoral deeds. What's moral in our world when everything is backwards, and when we're being demoralized by society and Television, Eh? No answer? Cheating is a popular topic for T.V. shows and in movies, man do I ever hate that. It's not cool, but a girl who falls for another guy is also not cool. If every girl will fall for somebody else, what is the fucking point of the man? Are we just Appetizers? Snacks? For the time being. Why even bother at all with someone who finds interest in everyone else? I'm not saying a totally possessive relationship, or person is better, I just mean, have some decency, don't lead men on (girls) if you are going to find someone else. The thing is, the response would be from a girl I mean, "how am I suppose to know? It just happens." Well, tell them to eat shit, be loyal to your lover. And you're just going to find somebody else again, so stop being such a parasite. Moving from host to host, bah. That's how diseases are spread, but you are the disease really.

Yeah, I'm bitter, why shouldn't I be? People are lousy. And maybe whores are more fun, they're painfully transparant. We fuck, then we stop, then okay, bye, then she fucks somebody else. Ugh, ew. Nevermind.

"And the woman was arrayed in purple and scarlet colour, and decked with gold and precious stones and pearls, having a golden cup in her hand full of abominations and filthiness of her fornication:
And upon her forehead was a name written a mystery: BABYLON THE GREAT, THE MOTHER OF HARLOTS AND ABOMINATIONS OF THE EARTH."

Did I just quote the bible? Oh my god -- literally.

Relationblips

Hello, hello whoever is reading this. I love you (said softly). Whatever happened to a relationship that worked out? I don't know. Mine lasted a year, and guess what? She gave up, not me. I tried pleading, and all of that, but to no avail. Our relationship became toxic, that's what she said - that's what she said. Anyway, uh, hm, I never got to see her very much, I feel a bit cheated out of a whole and complete relationship. We were more like fuck buddies who loved each other. The sex was good, but I was good, so sex can be good always if I am. All the girl has to do to be good at sex is suck dick good. What else do they do? Move their pelvic muscles in sync properly? Turn on occasion? Do they talk dirty? None that I have fucked. I'm good in bed because of stamina and doing what makes them orgasm, what makes it happen. My orgasms suck in comparison, I'm jealous, always, always jealous of theirs. What the fuck is the point of me cumming? I sometimes think to myself, if it won't be that great anyway. The payoff for me isn't that fantastic. Masturbating is a bit dead to me, but I have to do it occasionally. I have this bummed out feeling when I think, that's it? That's all? Shows over? That's the feeling? Pathetic. When I'm happy I think when I cum it feels a lot better. When I'm horny, I love to stuff a girl, for awhile. Apparently my dick hurts girls when I deep-dick them. Which is merely me putting my dick all the way in. Sorry, vaginal wall. I was looking at the silhouette of my dick, my cock, I like saying cock better, and it looked awesome. The silhouette of my cock, and it going into a vagina. Some weird angle, and interesting lighting. Nice. Kind of an art-thing, or just a whatever thing, but I was admiring it.

So something interesting happened, disregarding my year long relationship, because it was almost insignificant, because she was always busy and would come to my place and use my shower and sleep in my bed and then we'd argue about something. AWESOME. What happened to me was I fell for someone else, in the time she wanted space. Literally just a week. I called up my old friend, that I hadn't talked to in like a year and a half. Let's watch a movie, or something, hangout, and do my tarot reading. Which I totally appreciated. Anyway, long story short, we had a lot of sex and it was really fun. She showed me she cared quite a lot, and she was very comforting and nurturing, something that I haven't felt in a long time. My ex -- forget it. Her ability to show emotion and care for me was very weak, and needed so much work, and the fact that I had to tell her things was a sign right there not to bother. I couldn't fuck the emotions into her, so..yeah.

If you ever request rim-jobs, for your asshole to be licked by your girlfriend, and if she doesn't seem to want to, then she'll probably break up with you. That's what happened to me. Words of wisdom, words to live by. Whatever.

Society Part 2

Society is degrading into nothing. Quote me on that. It has always been out to degrade into absolute shit and till its death. What is the rebirth? The New World Order. Do you have to ask? Television, pop culture, drugs, food, government all has degraded and been poisoned more through each generation. Coincidence? I think not, asshole. I add. So it's a conspiracy, but an open one. Because you see it literally every-fucking-day. It's a slow death. It's a crawl to the end of the human race, and the spawn of something else. It's a totally unnatural growth, if you can call it that. That's the fucking point I'm trying to make. Put down your cheese burritos and listen to me here for a second if you can. It's not about being a freak, it's about being conscious of what is going on here. Just what the fuck is really going on here. Not one person's opinion, the actual fact of the matter. And it's shitty, who can deny that? There's these barcodes I've been noticing, where you scan your phone over them, god, pretty lame looking to. The microchip has been rejected by most people, but they will always have methods of tracking us. Despite whatever little discrepancies we have.

How do we kill these fuckers? The ones in power. Stop giving them power, numb-nuts. It's not fucking rocket science, stop holding up the pyramid of control. Stop participating. We're doing it, motherfucks. People in-the-know are like, wake the fuck up! Well, it's more like, sit the fuck down, and stop contributing to the problems. I say anyway.

Alas it's 2012, it's of some significance, importance..I guess. I'm surprised I made it. What's in store? More manure, and compost, and other decay. Is watching death really that entertaining? I guess for those desensitized children out there, with their combat videogames, and whatever the fuck else. Guns 'n stuff. The death culture. The butt culture, because, I don't know, they smell like shit.

I am the byproduct of the movie Pump Up The Volume, and if you've seen it, well, then you understand me.

Remember, society is on a demolition course, so stand on the sidelines and watch it fall, or demand more from it.

Society And Beyond

Yeah, society, really not much to be desired of. Life..who needs it? General excitement, and wonder for existence usually goes away in your early teens, doesn't it? Then you find someone, and have a relationship, and I guess maybe even just get laid, and you want it to be satisfying, and full of hope, I guess. I don't know. After a few too many relationships things become a bit drab. Life is just surviving, they've made it that way, unless you have a successful career, constantly busy, chipper, cheerful, stress usually sets in on any life. Money, bills, payments, debts, betrayals. Maybe some therapy is needed.

What's life after life? And what really is life? The illusion we buy into? Life is something else, it should be moving forward, new things, ideas, something. Something would be something. I was tired of society three decades ago when I was a child. I guess some of us just never settle in. Upsetting the apple cart. There's a robot pulling that apple cart, and who programmed that thing? They're probably dead now. Dead society, dead end. Old programming. Get rid of that. What's the new programming? New programming. We don't need new programming, just freedom of choice, and to create more choices. No more establishments, let's live off the land, and if some rich asshole says they own it, well, now it's mine, so fuck off. A big mob of people can say; Yeah, it's his land and ours! Okay, backing down now. Let's live off the land and if there's not enough land or resources, which I'm sure there is, then people can die naturally. How about that? Live in this space we have called Earth, no governments, no corporations, just making our own goods, harvesting, everyone involved. Oh, well, Africa is having issues growing things, well send them some of our goods over, help out your fellow man, or women, or child. Give them clean fucking water to grow things properly. These issues aren't as difficult as the public arena make it seem. Anyway, easy answers. Even without any of the secret technology let out, free energy etc, we could be doing just fine on this planet. Maybe modern society would be bored, because they won't have Television or their computer gizmos. Who cares, I'd rather be healthier and with others who want this change. It's pretty much like stepping backwards, but technology has truly ruined this planet anyway. What am I Amish? Well, they're doing fine aren't they? In their communities.

Strip the world of the cement roads that cars run on, and start growing vegetables there. Make an altruistic change. Let's do that. The powers that be won't be able to control us anymore if we ignore their technology and stop using it. And if we stop funding corporations and being little cogs in the machine, worker slaves. Yeah I like warm showers too, we can have power generators, okay? We can generate power easily. No more corporations, boycott them, stop paying your bills. Or go be Amish, use candles maybe. How do they bake food? With fire, oh right. Fire ovens, nice. Sounds like it would be pretty tasty that way.

So in 2012 make a change by saying, fuck you society! I won't take part in your bullshit anymore, I'm done, stick a fork in me. Let's evolve, or evolve away from technology, it won't be a part of our evolution. Evolving is something done consciously. Think differently, it's the spark we need to move forward.

The Weekly World News

Here's some 2012 shit.

The Knights Templar, after excavating King Solomon's temple, for Grimoires and other magickal texts and what not, SECRETS, they found a few prophecies, according to this bullshit paper. But it has to be more credible than any other paper, even though it's deemed as "the funny paper". Funny? FUNNY? You're funny.

And now to the prophecies.

Scientist, whoever, or some random person will discover the cure for DEATH. Well, aging. And it will severely affect the..American Economy? More likely all economies, because uh, I guess people won't retire and too many fucking old, young people around. Whatever. People will take advantage of it, and it will cost million of dollars, and blah, blah, blah. I won't take it.

The other prophecy is that Jesus will return riding a tank, alongside four other tanks..or something. The facts do not matter here really. But he'll totally be riding on a tank, standing on it, I guess. Near the end of 2012. In Iraq, which used to be ancient Babylon. A friend of mine is like, isn't he supposed to return riding a horse? Maybe there will be a little scribbled drawing of one on the tank. Yeah, sure, why not? When you're making up the future, you can do whatever you want.

This world is a farce, if you were the very earliest man, you would fuck with people's heads too. Prophecies aren't prophecies, they're plans for the future.

Here's a prophecy, the future will suck, because idiots have been running this planet for too long. Evil morons that is. Evil wizards, actually. Yeah, some wizardry. Well they fooled nearly everyone.

They must be smart for duping the planet, not really. It's just cleverness, and not wise at all.

Anyway, the paper wasn't even very funny, for a funny paper. The large Elephantiasis footed women was kind of funny, I don't know, more tragic than anything. Her butt was also gigantic too.

The Internet, Net Nuturality And Other Stuff

So why hasn't anyone made a Dot Cum yet? All the porn sites could have a .cum, would make much more sense, but I guess it's too stupid. Okay, uh, Blogs are going to be censored, or are now in the United States. I'm sure child porn will still exist, but speaking your mind or any controversial (what isn't now?) topics won't. Maybe they will get rid of child porn, but I kind of doubt it. I'm sure the communist Chinese censoring the Internet love child porn. Of course they do. They even eat children. People running the planet eat children. And they eventually, or now want an entire database of our bio metrics, they call it. Basically a guide or list for the overlords of our planet to find out whose best to sacrifice to their spirit gods. What else would it be for? Just recently it struck me that Hitler wanted an entire Aryan race because they would make the best sacrificial victims, according to what the occult consider a perfect sacrificial candidate. A child of the age of seven and whose above regular intelligence is good enough, according to Alistair Crowley. Blue eyes and blond hair I guess is more of a devine sacrifice, I don't know. Makes sense in an absolutely demented kind of way, but people running our planet are demented, so. Don't believe me? There's like a mountain of evidence for you if you look for it.

My hobby is finding out how truly fucked up the planet is and how it's run, and what the agenda is going on. It's pretty straight forwarded though. Instead of a democratic dictatorship it will be an uncloaked, totalitarian, dictatorial ruling over every aspect of each persons lives. Where you go, what you do, who you talk to, what you eat, who you fuck, all monitored openly this time with technology that exists right now. Is that it? And what's so special about me? Nothing, but the ruling members want to find out what genes you carry and if you're of any worth at all to them. A scientific dictatorship, it would be best described as. We're all imprisoned lab rats, then they're finally going to be outright about it to us. Yet still people will be clueless about it. It will be zero freedom, we will have freedom zones or something to stretch our feet out. Before it gets to this point there will be more wars, famine, pestilence, stuff like that. Total tyranny. Who cares what's going on in the news right now, know the agenda and it's merely miniature steps. And the more chaos, the more greater steps. Order, order here, New World Order. They will create problems that are phony, like everything in your life that's a problem to you and can easily be fixed if we didn't rely on money and things were naturally abundant. We'd all be happy, because all of our lives are run by the monetary system, and it will only get worse after it crashes.

It's supremely negative, uh, finding out how shitty things are in the world. Girls really don't want to listen I find, even if they do comprehend. Why spoil someone's life by mentioning they're in servitude to a ruling elite who just see them as cattle? People who join the Illuminati secret society network are so fucking naive. Musicians especially. Uh, yeah, I'd like to do a lot of things today but the Illuminati run the planet and I'm bummed out by it. This is common around my household. Yeah, they're going to fail with their New World Order, so, grab a taco, while there's still tacos around and wait it out, or kill yourself. The wait might be a thousand years, who knows. Eventually their evil rule will fall. Evil always fucking loses in movies, it's almost like they know this and think they are so much clever though. Cleverness without wisdom is reckless. It's clever to make a nuclear bomb, but it isn't wise to do so, as someone said once, I don't know who, many have.

If there's so many fucking cool and in-the-know people on this planet, they really ought to come out. I have a strong feeling that there is more awesome people, but they're silenced, and controlled still. Too bad. I guess they're not so awesome then. I really like David Icke a lot, he speaks out about some amazing shit, but I don't know if I could trust the guy. He gets a lot of his information from ex Freemasons. He uses a lot of their motifs too. The Masons are the worship and teachings of Lucifer, as I have to continually remind people. Apparently the spirit of Lucifer is the star Sirius. Planets have spirits, animals and other beings like us have spirits. And a spirit is consciousness, and a specific personality, so yeah, okay, Lucifer is real I guess if you can believe everything is a spirit principal. He's only hinted upon in the bible, but that thing was written by aliens, come on. Get over it. Maybe a type of Jesus character existed, he exists in most religions and folklore, but they're all space gods, aliens. It's kind of a crock of shit. I'm wondering where the hell the real god is actually, everyday. God must be the neutral force, and is impartial to it's own creation, or co-creation. Who knows, who cares, but we're all suppose to get over life drama and be happy, it's just hard to do in a world of illusion and torment.

Oh come on, cheer up right. I'm just not happy with flatscreens, and cell phones, and Facebook. This is all society really has to offer you. Ha, what a fucking joke. I want to explore space. It's my god given right as a being of our universe. Way more fucking fun. It's what we should be doing, not being in servitude to grand masters of magick. Fuck them, let's do more amazing things. Can't we? Please? We can if we wanted to. I do. This kind of thing makes me cry, when someone mentions our greater potential, which is even more than just journeying to other planets. I just want the direction of this life to stop, and change it. And not bullshit about it, just do it. Back in Y2K we had the choice to change the direction of where society was going. In the 90s most spiritualists, and psychics, etc would say that we're moving into a "new age' yuck, I hate saying that, but something new, but not evil, let's say it's definitely the way to go if it's not for evil purposes. But guess what? Nothing happened, we all reset, we all did all the same old fucking fads, and trendy shit from other decades which got regurgitated as usual all over again. Same old shit. Constant regurgitation. Uh, the fucking Rubik's Cube is florescent now, or something. Up yours, cubed brain, unoriginal, uncreative, bullshit ideas. I'm done, I'm full, there's enough, there was enough, fuck off. None of these things further humanity in any way. Are we in the 90s now? Because I really fucking hated the 90s. I guess we're just everything, because we really have to change our course and direction soon. I'm sure most people could agree with me on that. At very least. Unless they love their flatscreens so much. I could do without any source of electronic entertainment if we all had the ability to leave our planet, and if we fed our entire planet properly with it's abundant resources that are hoarded by the elite faction, fuckheads. I would like to have a garden, I would like to have more nature around me, wouldn't you? Instead industry, which is pretty much all going to be destroyed anyway for the New World Order. But I would like to stare into the sky and be like, oh I'm taking flying lessons for a spaceship today, it's really easy to do also, anyone could do it with the secret space technology that is kept hidden from us. There is no, in the future we will have more, in the future we will have such awesome, cool shit. We've had it for a long fucking time now, duh. Movie and science fiction writers took all the ideas from operatives in the government sharing their intel with them. Gene Roddenberry, George Lucas, the dickhead Steven Spielberg, they all had their insiders. They were nothing but instruments by the occults to exploit and make profit on these secret truths, instead of informing the public, like Nikola Tesla wanted to with his advanced technology in the early 1900s for fuck sakes.

Yeah, like everything on the fucking planet is a scam-on-you anyway. And it's not really funny to me anymore. It's a joke, and the joke's on us. And I will continually say it until I guess they have to shut me down. But my spirit will soar, or something cheesy like that.

Don't censor me asshole.