Okcupid

"Not afraid to show my boobs on Okcupid."



"That time I met Elvis."



My friend met a girl off this site recently and he said that he banged the bajesus out of her. Good for you man. I had a date with a girl from this site and I canceled it. But she forgives me. I guess I'm saving intimacy for later.

This site has a rating system, which totally makes no fucking sense at all to me. You want to find your doppleganger, in personality? What ever happened to opposites attract? Apparenmtly not on this site.

Stat-whores welcome yourselves. You will be in love..with the rating system.