Is That Your Dick Sucking Face?

New giant rubber lips ‘will make you look younger’.

A new device, which looks like a large pair of rubber lips, has promised to make you look younger without the need for surgery – as long as you don’t mind looking like a fool while using it.

The Face Slimmer claims to solve the ‘timeless problem of how to give sagging facial skin and muscles a much-needed daily lift’.

The product from Japan needs to be placed on the mouth and the user then has to make vowel sounds for three minutes a day in order for it to work its magic.

It apparently works by placing extra weight on the facial muscles.

I guess sucking large bulbous dicks and making vowel sounds would also be good for keeping your lips young looking too.