Update?

Yeah, I'm a young little Asian girl passed out at an Internet joint, in, I don't know, Hong Kong. She's got the right idea. Later on she kills herself, but that's okay, she's a smart girl, there's nothing much to desire online when you've seen everything already twice.

Anyway, I haven't updated this thing for awhile. It hasn't necessarily been a dog's year, but I took a break from the Internet land, and pleasant it was. As far as smoking pot, and getting tired for three weeks goes.

If I stop updating it's likely I'm dead, or Ashtar abducted me, and he's raping me with his alien penis, that I somehow find mesmerizing and desirable. It could be that it's shinier than most Earth man's cock, or that it always is erect, which would really be awkward at times. Hell, all the time. If my penis was permanently erect I wouldn't really want to hug my mother anymore. I generally prefer it when I'm flaccid.

So, uh, the Internet is often a bore, and then there's the checking, and re-checking -- fuck, who cares? It's pretty manic, and it's awful, but I steal movies off it, which is the only real thrill it provides me with. Porn sites used to be amusing, but I always imagine what the smells would be like of the people, and it loses any appeal, and grosses me out.

I have a thing about smells. I used to randomly sniff my girlfriends. Yeah, they hated that.

Updates are probably on the horizon. I'd appreciate emails loaded with weird, funky, and neat shit I could comment on. That would be nice. Thanks.