Monday, May 31, 2010

A Poem

I wrote this for a short story I was writing, but then I merged it with another story and it's a complete fucking mess now. So I'll never finish it probably. I'll give it a home on my Blog in case I get hit by a bus or something. Enjoy.

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Screaming child, I was screaming. Because my mother ate McDonald's food when I was in her womb.
There's a crowd of people in my life, it must be family and friends, but I don't see them for what they are.

I brought a girl home the other night, she was real tight.
When I focus on not cumming, I get existential and I question about why I'm pounding flesh, and the purpose, when she seems to be enjoying it more than I am. I'm holding back from laughing at her, because she makes a weird moaning noise.

Senselessly I contribute to her fantasy, never really knowing what it is. The only thing intimate about this is my cock inside of her.

I'm fucking the exit of my old home, but the first breath is life, so my real home is a consciousness awakening.

Wednesday, May 5, 2010

Fuckin' Beatnik

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Rise again of the beatnik generation, and let us stab our leaders where it hurts, with our sharp minds and attitudes. But who are we kidding? Our generation wouldn't get it, they wouldn't see past the style of the Beatnik. The black clothing, the barrays, the RayBan glasses, and all the drug usage. Drugs aren't stimulating the minds of our youth anymore, not really, they're just severely dumbed down by our idiot culture, and they're overly self conscious because of society's standards.

"Society sucks!" Says the Beat Movement of the 50s. Modern poetry sucks, but beat poetry is alright in my opinion.

William Burroughs I especially like, with his fucked up drug mind. Similar to Timothy Leary, but William Burroughs is the man. And of course Jack Kerouac, and all those hep cats who wouldn't be where they were without drugs, I guess. But in the 60s though I think Andy Warhol had it right, even though he was a pretentious asshole, just use the media against itself (I feel was his message) in a dog eat dog fashion. Fuck it up from within. No one's going to understand you how you want them to, so leave a vague smear, or a stain on this life, and I guess it would be enough. Nothing has ever been original -- this life has very little new to offer. I hope mini skirts make a return, that would make me pretty happy, and turned on. I'm such a voyeur. I'm not very active in life, but I'm a cynical voice in the back of some bar, testing people, and shaking them up a little. Let's get a reaction here, why not?

I'm really psycho analysing you, to see where you went wrong. Because society is out to destroy you, and your identity, if you have one. And if you don't, I'm not fond of talking to robots. Nor am I fond of having sex with them, well, maybe let me objectify you..just for a night.

Benign Are The News Headlines

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What's going on in the world today?

"Toxic fish, and deformed octopi from society's waste threaten our oceans's sea life. But the wales are fine."

"Rabid K9's attacking pregnant women -- children born with rabies."

"McDonald's restaurant (if you can call it that) sued for sexually harassing its customers."

"Jesus returns out of his cave to deliver pizza to the elderly and retired living in Miami Florida."

"James Cameron the director of Aliens gets Oscar snub for his movie Avatar, because we all know it was just an epic cartoon anyway -- and it was the true sequel to Who Framed Roger Rabbit."

"Vancouver 2010 Olympics brought an oppression to the city, but they did sell a lot of hot dogs and glow sticks."

"Man-Made Global Warming debunked as junk science, but peddled with hysteria by a very aging politician whose name rhymes with whore."

"Mickey Mouse was recently declared as diseased, because no one really gave a shit about him anyway."

"The Kellogg's cereal Fruit Loops joined forces with Rice Crispies and heads up it's new ad campaign with: Snap! Crackle! Pop! ..And Fruit! Kellogg's Rice Fruit Crispy Loops. Now in chocolate flavor."

"The gay community decide to wear white after Labour Day and they start a communist revolution that ends abruptly."

"Experts predict by the year 2013 nobody will care about Lady GaGa anymore.'

I Wish This Was Today's Pop Idol



Want to take a ride on his Luck Dragon?

I remembering seeing this guy in this music video when I was a kid. I said to my mom, "is that a girl singing mom or a guy? Sounds like a giiirrl.."

"No son, it's a man and he's a gaylord."

Who gets to decide who becomes gaylord anyway? Liberachi? Yeah, he's dead now so, Simon Cowell? He's gay right? I fucked him last night, he was terrible. But he judged me the entire time.