Monday, August 30, 2010

Goodbye Blockbuster

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So Blockbuster Video goes bankrupt, awwwweee. So sad to hear that. Thanks to Internet movie piracy, more corporations will crumble. Ahahahaha. But it's all a part of the global agenda anyway. All businesses and economies will crash, then New World Disorder. But for now take part in looting the Internet, of music, movies, and games, and I don't know, porno -- loot it dry.

Also, there's that Net Flix thing that's to blame, but get wise and just steal movies.

Good news though, theatre prices are going down. Instead of 11.50, you can see a movie for less than 8 bucks. I guess that's alright. For 6 dollars I can see a movie in the cinema, but still I relent. I always feel trapped in the theatre. I think ditching someone at a movie theatre should be worthy of a hard crime, it's that much torture. Get me the fuck out of here! There's posters of CGI kids films everywhere, I can't stand it! It reeks of the smell of synthetic butter and popcorn, and it's colder than a morgue in here. Plus it's fucking filthy inside.

Download movies, and enjoy them in the comfort of your own home. Plus you'll be the only assholes who are talking.

But, you know, I'm usually that asshole talking in the theatre.

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