No Atheists Allowed!

Okay, enough with these silly recent posts, let's get down to brass tax.

Christians, what the fuck? A ridiculous children's site, right Here warning others about Atheism, and how it's a brain disorder or something. Maybe it is, believing in nothing outside of this life pretty much sucks, but they're really fucking going over the top on this site. Example: "Keep your children away from Atheists!" They might as well be convicted sex offenders. If you don't believe in God then you obviously diddle children. That's not true for Catholics, so it's definitely not true for Atheists. Maybe Nihilists, or Anarchists, but Atheists generally seem to be alright, in my opinion. Besides I've only personally been molested by religious people. And I thought they had values, and morals, and..circumcised dicks, but I guess that's just Jews.

I think the site mentions somewhere that Atheists believe that Jesus was a dinosaur, or like Noah's ark couldn't have logically happened because dinosaurs would have drank all the water. They're a thirsty bunch. Or like aliens..anyway, now I'm making shit up, and I don't even have to make shit up because this site is so fucked and backwards.

At least tell the truth, an Atheist is more likely to operate heavy machinery, and drive their car much safer because they have more fear for their life than a Christian does. Because a Christian would rather be in heaven rubbing noses with Jesus than do anything less life threatening, or safer. Again, that's in my opinion -- but would you trust a Christian bus driver? I wouldn't. I guess a Muslim would fear death even less than a Christian, and I'd feel pretty unsafe riding a bus that they were driving too. It would be like having Freddy Kruger on board the bus, but he'd be like, "we're going to hell motherfuckers! And are any of you Christian or Muslim? Well, you're going to hell too!" Nice Freddy, nice.

But come to think of it, Freddy Kruger would fit the profile of an Atheist on this site. That's going to scare the kids into church for sure.

You better fucking repent! Bitches!