FUCK OFF HOLLYWOOD!

Remakes and remakes and remakes and remakes and remakes. God, so fucking annoying, just like me repeating that. They're remaking Citizen Cane and it's coming out in late 2017. That's fiction, but fuck, will we even be alive in 2017? Who's going to make it that far? Why are movies still coming out? Shit will hit the fan for our society pretty soon, again, like it always does, but this time much worse. There's no future, quit pretending like you're going to do something like going to college in a year after you save up or something, forget about it.

I guess when war breaks out, and more staged terror events happen they will be playing Humpty Dumpty 3D in the theatres whilst this shit happens.

Fuck you Hollywood! Die! Die! Die! The Great Gatsby remake? Fuck off! Go to hell! Seriously cram popcorn and nachos, and a hotdog up your asshole Hollywood. Just fucking go away. Hollywood = the holy wood, the wand of the magickian putting us people under a spell to forget our true nature, and true potential. Instead it is force fed, and programmed into us what we are. It's a giant psyop -- the entire bloody world is. It's annoying to live in, and if you knew the truth it would annoy you too, and you would revolt. Or shove more fucking McDonald's in your face and spend 20 dollars at the theatre for one movie and totally give up. I guess that's not really giving up much but your wallet and your self respect.

The future fuuuuucking sucks. What a waste of goddamn time to live in. If I time traveled from a past decade into ours I'd be like, what the fuck is wrong here? Everything is so unadvanced. What the fuck is the point? I'm out of here, I'm going back. I would come to that conclusion within the first five minutes of being here. My brief would go as: So I checked out all of these retards on their phone things in the streets. And nice cars, what was the whole world in debt? Oh yeah, it was.

The kid who played with his future world coloring book back in the 50s sure would be pretty fucking crushed right about now. But probably not, this person is nullified by now. Why is everybody so complacent? "At least I have a roof over my head", would be their response. The roof should be made out of a type of silicon or something by now, and transparent, so we can check out the stars and stare at the sky. Something -- anything, anything.

Hollywood makes everybody controlled. So much money goes into that machine. The Avengers movie made so much money that could have fed a few countries instead. It's bloody disgusting. Boycott Hollywood, download movies, and laugh at people waiting in line for a movie, dipshits. Throw popcorn on them. Tell them they're helping ruin our future. So what if it's good for the economy, an economy is better without corporations and it having more useful jobs and productions that help society, instead of zombify it. And kill it. It's all going down the shitter anyway. It was meant to. A toxic system doesn't last. And the new system provided will be worse, guaranteed. Choose a planet free zone from government, and dickless, faceless, useless corporations.

Shit food, shit clothing, shit movies, shit cars, shit life. Provided by us, your corporate run government.

The Results Are In (I Don't Have Aids, Shut Up)

Okay, so this is funny, I was looking at my stats, because the new Blogger has all that shit, most sites make it easier to check now, ya know, because I'm lazy and I don't really give a flying shit. So I looked out of boredom, honestly, I really don't care that much, I just hope somebody out there in Internet land gets something, anything out of my writing, whatever that may be. So to the point, the top keywords that get people to stumble upon my blog through Google are:

"three boobs" - that's a big hit.
"anal beeds" - of course, why not?
"natalie portman cameltoe - interesting.
"denham fouts" - very cool, famous male prostitute.
"natalie portman pussy' - okay, I get it, people want to see her stuff.
"painmurdersuffering.blogspot.com" - URL that.
"penis tumblr" - uh, alright, that makes a lot of sense (no).
"occult musicians' - nice.
"illuminati musicians" - nice.
"tumblr penis" - am I missing something?

Well, yeah, folks, whoever-the-hell you are, I've had this blog for awhile now, since 2009, since 9/11 of 2009 which holds significance to me. I've had a few ad offers, I told them to go shove it, of course, and I've been asked to write reviews for Virus Scanner shit, huh? Yeah, obviously I said fuck off. Actually I just said something confusing, I forget what it was, somethihng along the lines of, I think you're mom needs a Virus Scanner. Maybe that's what it was, forget. So there's been some laughs, and some tears, and I actually have another blog. I thought posting things from there onto here would be redundant, but maybe I will.

I have a tumblr, no tumblr penis though. For all you people interested in more occult stuff. But, it has more to offer, videos I've made and I don't know, just other shit. http://dystopianfiend.tumblr.com

And the United States has most of my audience, naturally, because Canada sucks. But we're not as in debt and other obvious facts. UK is third from Canada, and then it's Saudi Arabia, that's fucking weird. Next is Australia, Germany, India, Brazil, France, and lastly South Africa. I have no idea why, but hey.

Much love to my Saudi Arabians out there. Tons of love (send me a wife). And to the rest -- I don't really care.

UPDATE: Looks like my audiance keeps changing, Canada is a close second now, hmph. People are a bit slow going here.

The Whore Of Babylon

So, I was masturbating and I was thinking, man this is disgusting what I'm looking at, or man she's such a whore. But really she was just portraying a whore, like most of it is an illusion, it's an act. Sure, there's a dick in her and some guy later cums in her face, but most of it is total and utter bullshit, I'm sure she likes to be treated good, don't most girls? Yeah, it's just for money, yeah, but come on, it's tiresome, and really, like, disgusting, but maybe that's what's charming about it, I don't know.

Yeah, porn -- really-really charming, yeah, sure. Yeah.

Masturbation is kind of addictive, I try to avoid it sometimes, I take breaks. Whore's get fucked constantly, and play with themselves all the time I guess. Or just get fucked. I don't have any adoration for whores. Love actually turns me on most, gives me a hard on, hard on for love. That's me. None of this greasey shit, this spectacle of testical, why did I ryhme that? Testicals, yeah. Ball-mashing, is that any fun? It actually gets pretty sore.

What is this thing? -- Sex. God, I wish I didn't need it. It's a real disturbance being horny and having no one to have sex with. And going out and finding it is a pain. I'm already horny now, it can't really wait, like, sorry honey but I want my dick in your mouth before dinner. Fuck dinner, well fuck my dick I mean.

So the Whore of Babylon, what's she all about? She's the Harlot who rides the beast of Revelations, if the bible holds any water to you then that means you give a shit. Lady GaGa had her on her mind with her style of course, which is...I guess, not very surprising. "I'm a whore, check it out! I'm the Whore of Babylon." Babylon just means wicked city, or confusion. We're in global Babylon now. So a girl being a whore or a slut, big fucking deal right? Pornstars are paid prostitutes, oldest profession in the world. But is it a respectful one? Maybe in their community it is, it's a wicked world after all. People get praised for their immoral deeds. What's moral in our world when everything is backwards, and when we're being demoralized by society and Television, Eh? No answer? Cheating is a popular topic for T.V. shows and in movies, man do I ever hate that. It's not cool, but a girl who falls for another guy is also not cool. If every girl will fall for somebody else, what is the fucking point of the man? Are we just Appetizers? Snacks? For the time being. Why even bother at all with someone who finds interest in everyone else? I'm not saying a totally possessive relationship, or person is better, I just mean, have some decency, don't lead men on (girls) if you are going to find someone else. The thing is, the response would be from a girl I mean, "how am I suppose to know? It just happens." Well, tell them to eat shit, be loyal to your lover. And you're just going to find somebody else again, so stop being such a parasite. Moving from host to host, bah. That's how diseases are spread, but you are the disease really.

Yeah, I'm bitter, why shouldn't I be? People are lousy. And maybe whores are more fun, they're painfully transparant. We fuck, then we stop, then okay, bye, then she fucks somebody else. Ugh, ew. Nevermind.

"And the woman was arrayed in purple and scarlet colour, and decked with gold and precious stones and pearls, having a golden cup in her hand full of abominations and filthiness of her fornication:
And upon her forehead was a name written a mystery: BABYLON THE GREAT, THE MOTHER OF HARLOTS AND ABOMINATIONS OF THE EARTH."

Did I just quote the bible? Oh my god -- literally.

Relationblips

Hello, hello whoever is reading this. I love you (said softly). Whatever happened to a relationship that worked out? I don't know. Mine lasted a year, and guess what? She gave up, not me. I tried pleading, and all of that, but to no avail. Our relationship became toxic, that's what she said - that's what she said. Anyway, uh, hm, I never got to see her very much, I feel a bit cheated out of a whole and complete relationship. We were more like fuck buddies who loved each other. The sex was good, but I was good, so sex can be good always if I am. All the girl has to do to be good at sex is suck dick good. What else do they do? Move their pelvic muscles in sync properly? Turn on occasion? Do they talk dirty? None that I have fucked. I'm good in bed because of stamina and doing what makes them orgasm, what makes it happen. My orgasms suck in comparison, I'm jealous, always, always jealous of theirs. What the fuck is the point of me cumming? I sometimes think to myself, if it won't be that great anyway. The payoff for me isn't that fantastic. Masturbating is a bit dead to me, but I have to do it occasionally. I have this bummed out feeling when I think, that's it? That's all? Shows over? That's the feeling? Pathetic. When I'm happy I think when I cum it feels a lot better. When I'm horny, I love to stuff a girl, for awhile. Apparently my dick hurts girls when I deep-dick them. Which is merely me putting my dick all the way in. Sorry, vaginal wall. I was looking at the silhouette of my dick, my cock, I like saying cock better, and it looked awesome. The silhouette of my cock, and it going into a vagina. Some weird angle, and interesting lighting. Nice. Kind of an art-thing, or just a whatever thing, but I was admiring it.

So something interesting happened, disregarding my year long relationship, because it was almost insignificant, because she was always busy and would come to my place and use my shower and sleep in my bed and then we'd argue about something. AWESOME. What happened to me was I fell for someone else, in the time she wanted space. Literally just a week. I called up my old friend, that I hadn't talked to in like a year and a half. Let's watch a movie, or something, hangout, and do my tarot reading. Which I totally appreciated. Anyway, long story short, we had a lot of sex and it was really fun. She showed me she cared quite a lot, and she was very comforting and nurturing, something that I haven't felt in a long time. My ex -- forget it. Her ability to show emotion and care for me was very weak, and needed so much work, and the fact that I had to tell her things was a sign right there not to bother. I couldn't fuck the emotions into her, so..yeah.

If you ever request rim-jobs, for your asshole to be licked by your girlfriend, and if she doesn't seem to want to, then she'll probably break up with you. That's what happened to me. Words of wisdom, words to live by. Whatever.

Society Part 2

Society is degrading into nothing. Quote me on that. It has always been out to degrade into absolute shit and till its death. What is the rebirth? The New World Order. Do you have to ask? Television, pop culture, drugs, food, government all has degraded and been poisoned more through each generation. Coincidence? I think not, asshole. I add. So it's a conspiracy, but an open one. Because you see it literally every-fucking-day. It's a slow death. It's a crawl to the end of the human race, and the spawn of something else. It's a totally unnatural growth, if you can call it that. That's the fucking point I'm trying to make. Put down your cheese burritos and listen to me here for a second if you can. It's not about being a freak, it's about being conscious of what is going on here. Just what the fuck is really going on here. Not one person's opinion, the actual fact of the matter. And it's shitty, who can deny that? There's these barcodes I've been noticing, where you scan your phone over them, god, pretty lame looking to. The microchip has been rejected by most people, but they will always have methods of tracking us. Despite whatever little discrepancies we have.

How do we kill these fuckers? The ones in power. Stop giving them power, numb-nuts. It's not fucking rocket science, stop holding up the pyramid of control. Stop participating. We're doing it, motherfucks. People in-the-know are like, wake the fuck up! Well, it's more like, sit the fuck down, and stop contributing to the problems. I say anyway.

Alas it's 2012, it's of some significance, importance..I guess. I'm surprised I made it. What's in store? More manure, and compost, and other decay. Is watching death really that entertaining? I guess for those desensitized children out there, with their combat videogames, and whatever the fuck else. Guns 'n stuff. The death culture. The butt culture, because, I don't know, they smell like shit.

I am the byproduct of the movie Pump Up The Volume, and if you've seen it, well, then you understand me.

Remember, society is on a demolition course, so stand on the sidelines and watch it fall, or demand more from it.

Society And Beyond

Yeah, society, really not much to be desired of. Life..who needs it? General excitement, and wonder for existence usually goes away in your early teens, doesn't it? Then you find someone, and have a relationship, and I guess maybe even just get laid, and you want it to be satisfying, and full of hope, I guess. I don't know. After a few too many relationships things become a bit drab. Life is just surviving, they've made it that way, unless you have a successful career, constantly busy, chipper, cheerful, stress usually sets in on any life. Money, bills, payments, debts, betrayals. Maybe some therapy is needed.

What's life after life? And what really is life? The illusion we buy into? Life is something else, it should be moving forward, new things, ideas, something. Something would be something. I was tired of society three decades ago when I was a child. I guess some of us just never settle in. Upsetting the apple cart. There's a robot pulling that apple cart, and who programmed that thing? They're probably dead now. Dead society, dead end. Old programming. Get rid of that. What's the new programming? New programming. We don't need new programming, just freedom of choice, and to create more choices. No more establishments, let's live off the land, and if some rich asshole says they own it, well, now it's mine, so fuck off. A big mob of people can say; Yeah, it's his land and ours! Okay, backing down now. Let's live off the land and if there's not enough land or resources, which I'm sure there is, then people can die naturally. How about that? Live in this space we have called Earth, no governments, no corporations, just making our own goods, harvesting, everyone involved. Oh, well, Africa is having issues growing things, well send them some of our goods over, help out your fellow man, or women, or child. Give them clean fucking water to grow things properly. These issues aren't as difficult as the public arena make it seem. Anyway, easy answers. Even without any of the secret technology let out, free energy etc, we could be doing just fine on this planet. Maybe modern society would be bored, because they won't have Television or their computer gizmos. Who cares, I'd rather be healthier and with others who want this change. It's pretty much like stepping backwards, but technology has truly ruined this planet anyway. What am I Amish? Well, they're doing fine aren't they? In their communities.

Strip the world of the cement roads that cars run on, and start growing vegetables there. Make an altruistic change. Let's do that. The powers that be won't be able to control us anymore if we ignore their technology and stop using it. And if we stop funding corporations and being little cogs in the machine, worker slaves. Yeah I like warm showers too, we can have power generators, okay? We can generate power easily. No more corporations, boycott them, stop paying your bills. Or go be Amish, use candles maybe. How do they bake food? With fire, oh right. Fire ovens, nice. Sounds like it would be pretty tasty that way.

So in 2012 make a change by saying, fuck you society! I won't take part in your bullshit anymore, I'm done, stick a fork in me. Let's evolve, or evolve away from technology, it won't be a part of our evolution. Evolving is something done consciously. Think differently, it's the spark we need to move forward.

The Weekly World News

Here's some 2012 shit.

The Knights Templar, after excavating King Solomon's temple, for Grimoires and other magickal texts and what not, SECRETS, they found a few prophecies, according to this bullshit paper. But it has to be more credible than any other paper, even though it's deemed as "the funny paper". Funny? FUNNY? You're funny.

And now to the prophecies.

Scientist, whoever, or some random person will discover the cure for DEATH. Well, aging. And it will severely affect the..American Economy? More likely all economies, because uh, I guess people won't retire and too many fucking old, young people around. Whatever. People will take advantage of it, and it will cost million of dollars, and blah, blah, blah. I won't take it.

The other prophecy is that Jesus will return riding a tank, alongside four other tanks..or something. The facts do not matter here really. But he'll totally be riding on a tank, standing on it, I guess. Near the end of 2012. In Iraq, which used to be ancient Babylon. A friend of mine is like, isn't he supposed to return riding a horse? Maybe there will be a little scribbled drawing of one on the tank. Yeah, sure, why not? When you're making up the future, you can do whatever you want.

This world is a farce, if you were the very earliest man, you would fuck with people's heads too. Prophecies aren't prophecies, they're plans for the future.

Here's a prophecy, the future will suck, because idiots have been running this planet for too long. Evil morons that is. Evil wizards, actually. Yeah, some wizardry. Well they fooled nearly everyone.

They must be smart for duping the planet, not really. It's just cleverness, and not wise at all.

Anyway, the paper wasn't even very funny, for a funny paper. The large Elephantiasis footed women was kind of funny, I don't know, more tragic than anything. Her butt was also gigantic too.