Public Shit Smell

I just wanted to say that you're all very beautiful beings. I know. Now that I got that out of the way, aren't humans disgusting pieces of shit? Like, I went to this club recently, to dance, I like to dance, and I needed to go to take a piss, so when I get in there the whole fucking washroom smells like shit, some asshole took a shit in there. Who goes to a club to take a shit? This is something that doesn't make sense to me. They don't serve food at a club, what did the guy eat, too many olives? He purposely had to shit probably before he left his house. Fucker. I should go over to his house and take a shit and he can go into the washroom when he has to pee and say, "someone came into my house and took a shit, now it smells like shit in here while I have to piss! " Good, it's payback motherfucker.

Here's another thing about shit, why do women act like they don't do it? It draws more attention to the subject if you pretend like you don't do it. You have an anus and I would bet money that you shit our of it. That twenty dollar meal I bought you doesn't just vanish inside of you while you're done eating it okay? There's an opposite side to this coin, some girls admit that they shit, and fart, might as well throw in farting while we're at it. Some girls admit that they shit, and they have to tell me about it. What have I done to deserve this? Well, I want girls to be honest about their shitting, but I literally don't want to hear about it. I guess this is a double standard of some kind. One of my exes - yeah, I have many - took a shit and I went into the washroom later and was like, hmm, did you shit? And I swear to god I made her cry. That was probably a bit, cruel. I guess shitting is personal. But, if only it was personal enough for people not to do it in dance clubs for fuck's sake.

This is a public announcement; PLEASE if you have to shit in public, at least try beforehand to shit before you leave your homes. Thank you.

I'm actually tired of smelling human shit every time I go out and have to use a public washroom. I have a public washroom fear I think, just of the smell of shit though. We can call it publictoiletshitsmellphobia, I think that works. I don't know.

Buttholes

 

From Answerbag:

"How can I remove the brown stains on my anus so that I can engage in anal sex without feeling like I'm grossing my partner out?"

That's quite the question.

And here's not a bad response from someone random:

"Just enjoy yourself and he'll probably love it and not even see the browny bits. Otherwise do it by candlelight."

Demented. Life is so fucking disgusting. Brown stained anuses...yeah, on girls. Mine's actually pink. One of my ex girlfriends used to tell me that, because of course I asked her. So why should I ever settle for some brown stained anus girl right? Right.

This is a topic I've been thinking about a lot lately. I have OCD, so I dwell on certain things - ruins my life. And then I have to tell people about it I guess. Girls farting, girls shitting..I don't know, I'm not even turned on by girls anymore. I'm so grossed out by humans. I'm not trying to be self righteous, I gross myself out constantly. But I do clean myself constantly, so. One of my female friends really stinks and expires quite quickly. She also wants to fuck me and I don't really give a fuck.

I'm afraid to notice her darkened anus. Maybe I should not fuck her doggy style. No wonder sex is mostly done in the dark.

I guess this is just superficial and I need to get over it, but what the fuck?

More from Answerbag:

"The skin around my anus is stained brown, HELP!"

I don't know, never shit again? Wash your damn anus after you shit (like I do). And let's be real not too many people would be into anal bleaching. But it might make a nice engagment present.

Camera Fuck-Head

Look outside your door, you're on camera.

Surveillance, surveillance, we're all being surveillanced against our will. These freaks in government, and their obsession with us. Let's see your face, we need to know who you are, it's important for our database -- great.

Soon wearing sunglasses will be outlawed, and there will be no place for me in this life.

"Please remove your sunglasses sir."
"No. Eat my ass."

I had to leave 7/11 because I refused to take off my glasses. Yeah okay, it's most corner store's policy to profile people who wear sunglasses. Sure, it's useful to videotape someone's face who robbed them, but if you're confronting me about my glasses then it's obvious I'm not going to rob you. My cover is blown, I've lost the element of surprise.

"But it's the law, it's the law."

I will never obey all laws, because it takes away from my personal liberty. So throw me in jail, or shut the fuck up, and leave me be. Your authority is backed by nothing, because what the majority of cops and enforcers of law say is completely inane. It's really childlike to care so much about disrupting someone's life, and the quality of life they seek. If you're ever confronted by a cop, stay calm, you don't need to give them your name, they have no right. You don't owe these control obsessed hounds anything. Obviously unless you've commited some practical crime, but I really don't see anything practical about fascist policies. My best advice is, confuse a cop. Ramble and annoy them, sometimes they fuck off.

As for being watched, well, I never wanted to be on camera, but I guess I have no choice. Our entire life isn't private, and it will continue not being with the more technology we buy. The problem is growing hitech, and it's beyond Orwell's 84'. Big Brother is virtually probing you. Kiss your private life goodbye. Maybe you'll end up on the internet, when signals are posted by local cameras, and our satellites. It'll be great how the entire world will have you there for themselves to scrutinize. Granted, it's only one worse case scenario of invading privacy, but hey.