Excuse Me Cat Meme

This is a sad, piece of shit cat. I wish people would get nice, loving cats, not get attached to shitty ones. Put all the shitty and droll cats next to a dumpster, wait, scratch that (like a cat, shut up), they do all hang out next to a dumpster.

I heard today that the ‘Grumpy Cat’ meme is becoming a Talking Animal Comedy Movie. As you dry your eyes.

Really? A comedy? Really?

"The cat’s actual name is Tardar Sauce (“Tard” for short), and her owners were swift to monetize her surprising popularity, posting videos of her on Youtube, signing an advertising deal with Purina to have Grumpy Cat™ appear in Friskies adverts, and setting up an online shop where visitors can buy T-shirts, mugs, magnets, calendars.."

Oh my god, this makes me fucking sick, I'm literally about to vomit. It could have been these peanuts I just ate and this glass of Soy Milk, but Jesus Christ, this is just -- I have to say no to this! NO!

Money grubbing WHORES!

Yeah, Garfield the movie I heard did great, so good luck you assholes.

Octopus Sex

 "It doesn't get more testosterone-serious than this!"

The New Xbox Piece Of Shit Thing

Here's some random online comment about it:

"No one even mentioned the issues with having an "always on" Kinect 2.0, which is my biggest concern. I don't know about you guys, but I have a 6 year old that loves to wake up on Sat/Sun and play Skylanders in his underwear on his 360 (I'm 27 and still do this!!).

I did some research and a recent study done at Penn State shows that 4% of the population have pedophilic tendencies/urges. Microsoft has roughly 90,000 employees currently. Doing some basic math, statistically, 3600 of those employees are pedophiles. In other words, Microsoft has the given 3600 pedophiles the ability to watch my kid in his underwear whenever they want. The is FUCKED UP."

Yeah, yeah...YEAH. They also let pedophiles into North America to become citizens without any background checks!

So, having an always on microphone and camera on your TV, isn't that like owning an iPhone? Turn the bastard off and it still monitors you.

The future is spy-ware, Big Brother. Also, avoid those cookie monsters from websites, they track every effing site you go on, and collect all information they possibly can. Maybe if you're looking up child porn some coporation and/or government agency will hire you though, right? You'd be more likely to be hired if you have no morals at all.

If you're set out to corrupt and destroy, some company or government agency will hire you. Put that on your resume next time.

John Travolta: "Gay Jews Run Hollywood"

Actually gay/Zionist/bankster/corporate whores do.

Travolta apparently, "got where he is now due to sexual favors he had performed when he was in his ‘Welcome Back Kotter’ days; and that Hollywood is controlled by homosexual Jewish men who expect favors in return for sexual activity. (He said) he had done things in his past that would make most people throw up. When he started he wasn’t even gay and that the taste of ‘cum’ would make him gag. He was smart enough to learn to enjoy it, and when he began to make millions of dollars, that it all became worth it."

Well, once you can get passed the taste of cum you don't like then you're on your way to becoming the Next Big Thing.

And think of all the fun you could be having, “Come to the East Village’s hottest new night club, Hamburgers. There’s overweight black men preparing hamburgers, naked jockeys on trapeze, and blind Sherpas with Nerf bow guns..” - Stephon.

Meanwhile, John Travolta was BANNED from top New York hotel spa for 'inappropriate' behavior, claims masseur.

The masseur said he reminded Travolta that sexual acts in exchange for money were illegal, the actor’s rebuttal is stated as, "Come on dude, I’ll jerk you off!" The suit also describes Travolta’s genitalia as "roughly 8 inches in length" with pubic hair that was "wirey and unkempt."

HAHA. Man, 8 inches? Maybe he got a dick transplant, these people can buy anything remember. They are sell-outs to money, they have ways.



I don't know, I kind of like Travolta though, sure he sucks cock and apparently turned gay. I used to hate onions until I gave them more of a try, so there you go, same goes with being gay. Being gay is not evil, at all, being made gay..maybe. Probably I mean.

I get how all of these famous people are sell-out-fucks, but I'm happy to say that I will never sell out to materialism. It's not worth it. I think most things suck anyway, so why would I want more things? Plus integrity is a good thing. Having a soul that is your own is a great thing too.