Now Check This Out

I know right? Is this her mating dance move? Her yoga mating move? Her.."look at me" move? "I can stretch". Okay, great..want to go fuck? No?  Fine, please move then, you're blocking the bar.

That's It, Forget It!

The US government is shutdown and no one is partying? No one really gives a fuck? No one knows what it means?

Well, I actually don't even give a fuck. I'm too busy in my own little world. It seems suspicious to me though, like there could be another so-called terrorist attack and the government could be like, "we're shutdown, we couldn't do anything..SORRY!" (Which was sort of like the Capital Hill shooting thing).

They never do anything but start more wars anyway. We know what you do, you sneaky buggers. Apparently it shutdown in 2011 and in 1995, whatever.

Was this funny? No.

Anne Applebaum (bum) writes:

“The cost of shutting down the federal government for a few days or even a few weeks pales in comparison with the damage we are doing not only to the credibility of the United States aboard, but to the credibility of democracy itself.”

HA! That was funny. Credibility? Yeah, none.

No To Armpit Hair

Only Prince can rock armpit hair. No one else. No females. I actually had sex with a girl recently who has underarm hair. She said that it's too sensitive of an area for her to shave. Yeah, it kind of is, I do it though. I make a bloody mess sometimes. I don't do it often, just at least every now and then. Why wash unnecessary hair? Like, when I wash my dick when I have hair down there it's like, what a waste of so much soap. I like having a nice clean-shaven cock, it's great. And hairless armpits, much less of a smell to bare when you perspire. Well, in some cases.

I have tons of respect for transsexuals and male to females, at least they shave their body hair and try to be the utmost feminine. I guess that is also debatable, but what the fuck is wrong with being feminine? It's like a dirty word in these times we're in.

I may be sexist for saying this, I don't care, but I prefer women who shave their armpits and body hair. I enjoy it. Thank you to any girls who make the effort. Much love to you.

This is a playful attempt at mocking armpit hair. Well done.

 

Lock arms (blocking something?) and so NO to armpit hair.

Freebleeding

Yikes, this came to my attention by the young lass in this photo recently. This is the hottest thing right now, girls skateboarding on their period..or just having a vaginal blood expulsion in public places -- and enjoying it -- or something.

Just bringing THIS to other people's attention. I'm glad it is now on your radar of things to watch out for, or fun things to do.

Problem Sort-Of Solved

I guess this is the solution for shit smell. But, unlikely people would carry this around in their pocket for public use. Or in their fanny pack or their bag. Oh, I forgot my fucking...yeah. Whatever.

She-Wee

Seaweed? No, She-Pee, I mean, She-Wee. C3PO?

This isn't new, it's pretty old now. Heard about it years ago, BUT I'VE NEVER ACTUALLY FUCKING SEEN IT. Looks like it could be made with a straw and a funnel. Wahoo grandma, I made you a public peeing device. Now, hurry up and use it and get back into the car! Go grab some tacos too, love tacos, and that's not a racist joke either.

Huh?

Stabbing pains in stomach after eating a fastfood cheeseburger.