Oral Pleasure

So, I haven't really done cunnilingus in a long time. Last time I wanted to it turned out that the girl was having a yeast infection. I didn't really want to put my mouth on that. Yeah, I figure there's a lot of yeast down there, maybe it's not good for me anymore.

They never tell you how gross sex is in sexual education, or do they? I don't remember. I was asleep during most of..all of school.

Porn doesn't do it for me anymore. If I see a man eating out a girl it's so creepy looking. Like, he flicks his tongue around in a very animal-like manor. Pshaw.

There's such an illusion to porn, because you can't smell it. Sex is so fucking smelly, jeez. Shower sex is pretty cool, what am I talking about? Oh yeah, oral sex. Getting head in the shower is cool. Why is it different? Uh, I don't know, it is..

This is kind of a filler post. I don't have much to say. I'm having difficulty meeting people to connect with. I get turned off now if they're dumb, also. Even if they are good looking, it doesn't matter. If I felt a strong connection, I'd do oral pleasure for them. I'm not just going to lick any hole, like some dog. Oh wait, they sniff holes. Well, I wont just sniff any butt either. Even though every time I go out it pretty much smells like butt.

Well, I'm charming, it's insane that I haven't met someone! Actually I was dating this girl who is Asian, and like most Asian girls she didn't shave, so I wasn't into it. We didn't have much in common anyway.

I think she gave me a yeast infection.

I bought some organic virgin coconut oil and I put it on my dick, and it seemed to work. (And my dick smelled like coconut). Was I sure it was a yeast infection? No, but it wasn't anything else, because I got checked out. Maybe my dick wasn't compatible because I'm white? I don't know. (Racist joke).

She said I fucked like a teenager. I bet she always says that. I didn't cum though, I have a habit now of not even bothering, since I figure these things won't last. Maybe that provides more of a reason to cum, but I'm like weird that way, I just can last and I don't see the point sometimes. I can't even relate with other guys.

I can't even meet any people to talk with online anymore. Wow, this turned depressing.

Yeah, oral sex, the kids are into it. They blow bubble gum into it, into the girl's vagina hole. That's probably how she got her yeast infection.