Are These Dating Site Profile Photos Alluring To You?

This is sad, give me a break.



This is sad, give me a break. (What the fuck? Fucking hilarious!)

I'm sure they're wonderful people, but is this supposed to be desirable?

I keep thinking about girls' stinkholes. I know, I'm sick, but it's so reduced to that now. What if they really NEED anal bleaching? You'll never know, unless you know. This is shallow isn't it? I don't mean to be, I just have some major phobia issues.

I feel pretty far-gone when it comes to women now, I'm not really interested in humans at all actually. Or being one. I'm that monk on the mountain, without the mountain. Or the monastery. I'm very detached, so detached. Yet still very opinionated on reality. Why does reality stink? Ugh.

Do I have any more examples of tragic photos like these? Good question. Too many. Stay tuned for part 2.

Or don't.

Oh yeah, and I really don't talk to people online that much now. There's just too much humor in everything sucking so much, so I just had to share. New year, but same suck, ya know? Extra bland this year. Just like every following year, hey, hey-hey, see the pattern?