Saturday, July 30, 2011
Saturday, April 16, 2011
Fistinati, Fuckinati, Cocksucking Humans

At a children's park, The Illuminati want to punch you in the face!
What's with the sun rays only being on the left side? Well, according to my knowledge that's the left-hand path of Lucifer, the Luciferian doctrine of the Freemason/Illuminati. Sometimes I masturbate with my left hand, is that evil? It does kind of feel a bit more evil. I'm actually right handed, so it just feels a bit weird. And why does anal sex have such a bad rap? I have good intentions whenever I do it.
Monday, April 4, 2011
A Solution
Today we're not going to participate in the world and its bullshit.
That would be my favourite day. Complete noncompliance globally would end the system, and we would finally have it to ourselves, instead of it being lead by greedy, control freaks, which we would have to take out. But if no one was driving their tanks for them and operating their computers it would be a lot easier than you'd think. The powers that be would probably run and hide, like a bunch of cockroaches. Though we must stomp them out. By literally doing nothing. They'd probably die of fright.
What a wishful thought.
Wednesday, March 30, 2011
Fuck You Eyeball

I have to rant about this new Zeitgeist documentary, it's pretty awful. It starts off with some potentially insightful and ralateable points, but it turns to propaganda real fast. This is supposed to be counter-propaganda material, not pro-New World Order agenda stuff. It even has the audacity to say that there is no hidden kabbalah controlling things. What the fuck is wrong with this idiot who made it? Total fucking NWO- propaganda movie. Just like the first two.
Okay, the world is broken, the economies of the world are pretty fucked, some more fucked than others. Capitalism and free market is terrible for people, it produces crap, money as you know it is debt and imaginary, and Wall Street makes no sense, and justifies it's lunacy. In a round about way it's showing us how badly the state of the planet is in, primarily America, because it's the center of the fucking world obviously, and if we carry on the way we are we'll surely die, and end the planet. This should be obvious to everyone by now. Even though it's a fucking con, and a lie, and an engineered problem. What's the solution? Destroy it all, and start over. It's the same exact plan as the NWO, what the hell is the NWO? It's complicated, but it's a series of super-rich families, and a bunch of pin-head politicians masquerading as powerful people, but in actuality it's European bankers and very old family lines going back to the very beginning of fascist assholes, hording everything, all of the resources of the planet, and fucking us, the peons over. Always. And they, who are those behind religion, the cultures of the world, who breach morality, and anything that we really find sacred, they're the ones behind it, fucking it in the ass, probably. Anyone with emotions, and a heart knows that this planet is way more evil than it should be. There's a massive imbalance.
So basically the crappily put together documentary is like, this is how fucked up the world is, bad isn't it? Yeah, pretty awfully bad right? Kind of funny, no? Kind of fucking stupid, but yeah, we did this on purpose, now we're showing you exactly what we did, and now we're going to drive it into the ground, because it was created to function that way, and you can't do a thing about it, or make a lick of difference anyway. The guy, Peter Joseph is a vague piece of shit. He doesn't even talk about how the rich families of the world who openly discuss how they want to depopulate before they make they're sweet, luxurious. little slice of decadent heaven on Earth, and have it all to themselves. With the exception of a handful of slave workers who are in total serfdom and servitude to their royal Illuminati/Zionist/Jesuit/whatever-the-fuck royal masters. Cool, great future. It's the same exact idea of the New Age movement, but put all fluffy, and warm like science will save us or something, but it will become the new religion of the world. In the earlier Zeitgeist movies, the guy tries to debunk Christianity, yeah, well that's what the NWO plan to snuff out anyway, all of the religions for science. Some of these things aren't actually bad ideas, that's why there's a lot of followers in this movement, but the endgame result isn't anything to smile about. Christianity was always meant to end anyway, the end of the world I guess, but the end, the beginning -- whatever, it's all the same, even according to the ancients, and the Mayans, if you understand what they meant correctly.
This New Age of enlightenment sounds like bullshit to me, the whole planet actually has to renounce their faith in whichever religion anyway for this to work. Hey, you're enlightened right now, choose to be spiritual or not, it's pretty easy, but don't join a cult, or a world cult as they'd like to have it.
Pete mentions a world super-computer regulating the resources of our planet and trade, and the computer being the main system in control. That's the component of the NWO, undoubtedly already in place.
Saturday, February 19, 2011
Shoplifting
I shop lift, got a problem with that? Fuck you, it's great. You see what I do is, I lift things will I buy a bunch of cheap stuff, it works every time, and no one is the least suspecting. Sure people I know go into a store with a bag and fill it with things then leave, I get a bit nervous doing that. The art of stealing things is to be completely calm and relaxed. I don't use disguises, even though I know a person who does, I just remain polite, and charming as I rip you off.
I walked out of a store wearing a hat I grabbed from there the other day, I got stopped. But, they just took the hat back and we carried on like I wasn't some sort of little criminal-shit. I got some mean looks, but I kind of just wanted to see if they were that stupid. I guess they weren't, but sometimes they are really stupid, so take advantage. They don't lose much, whatever owner of the business has insurance, and blah, blah, blah. Fuck it, I don't care, corporatism is fascism, and fuck those fascist fucks. They hoard the goods, the diluted goods of our planet, the overpriced crumbs, and they put a stranglehold on the world we live in. I feel no remorse what so ever. Does it get taken out of the person's pay when I steal shit? Maybe, I don't know, I don't really think about that. If it does, fuck them, they should get a real job anyway. What's a real job then? I don't know, not working at Walmart.
So I only steal from like heavily corporate businesses, I actually don't steal from the Salvation Army, but I do steal from Value Village, because they are very corporate now, and they don't seem to give a shit. I put on full clothing and walk out, it's fantastic.
If you're going to steal, don't get caught, don't even have it in your mind. And if you do get approached by someone, like security, or undercover ones questioning you, just drop your shit and run. Or say you were about to pay for it, but that never works. Either Way, life is expensive and my friend needs tampons, so I'm going to steal her some. I kind of just want to buy them, because I think it would be quite interesting to see the teller's response. "They're for my ass obviously" is what I would say.
Sunday, January 2, 2011
Fuck A Friend (It's Cheaper Than A Date)

Words to live by. I guess.
Uh, I over-masturbated just now, which means my penis hurts. At least I don't have to bother with it for awhile.
I really do hate someone else jerking me off. It's never the right pace, it's too fast, or too slow, or too limp handed, or much, too much of a squeeze. Stroking the shaft while receiving head is perfectly fine though.
And what am I talking about now? The topic is, sex with a friend. Sex with a bunch of friends. Whatever suits you. Don't ever feel too old for it either, it's great fun. Yeah, well, that was fun, anyway, want to grab lunch?
You see, the perfect ideal life would be to have sex without the other bullshit -- and by other bullshit, you should know what. Sigh, seriously, getting attached to someone, and the emotional investment is like a loaded gun to your face, just waiting to pop a bullet in your head and blow you apart when things don't work out. And they won't. Pessimism and realism are close to the same thing here. To me anyway. Like Murphy's law, which is a bitch. Murphy's a bitch.
Okay, just the thought of being emotionally involved with another human being is insulting to me. I wouldn't underestimate the harm that another person can cause you. I don't recommend myself either. Use me with extreme caution. Emotions are fucking insane, oh my God. Alcohol works to numb that. But I've been practicing controlling them. How has it been working out for me? Not very fucking good at all. I'm totally fine when I clear women out of my life, I'm meditative, I regain my heightened sense of well being, and I have a certain overall feeling of zen. Don't fuck with my Chi! You know I need a girl for the odd id release. An angry one. But it's never really that angry, or good. Well, it's sex, what am I complaining about? If the sex was great though I would lose myself and become a slave to it. It's whatever the girl wants, I don't really matter anymore. I'm then her sexual device, and I'm just an object to entertain her lady parts. Is this purpose? Is this like an exchange to the greater meaning? Is she just a fuck-toy? Or am I actually...
I really have to stop being so damn existential when I have sex. Imagine if I was vocal about it. I'd say, "why am I doing this? It's mindless and I can't wait till we're done. God, hurry the fuck up and cum. I can see myself in the mirror, I look like a fucking idiot, what am I doing? When I cum I just want to smash my face with something hard, like a rock! Seriously. If this is the pinnacle to life, then count me out. Okay, this feels really good right now. Ah, fuck it, I won't even cum. You suck!"
Jesus, what a killjoy I am.
This Could Be Important
Do I have any interest in watching a man who ate the world's hottest chili?
No, but you can.
Was it hot?