That's It, Forget It!

The US government is shutdown and no one is partying? No one really gives a fuck? No one knows what it means?

Well, I actually don't even give a fuck. I'm too busy in my own little world. It seems suspicious to me though, like there could be another so-called terrorist attack and the government could be like, "we're shutdown, we couldn't do anything..SORRY!" (Which was sort of like the Capital Hill shooting thing).

They never do anything but start more wars anyway. We know what you do, you sneaky buggers. Apparently it shutdown in 2011 and in 1995, whatever.

Was this funny? No.

Anne Applebaum (bum) writes:

“The cost of shutting down the federal government for a few days or even a few weeks pales in comparison with the damage we are doing not only to the credibility of the United States aboard, but to the credibility of democracy itself.”

HA! That was funny. Credibility? Yeah, none.

Give Me A Break Please

From Hugo Boss, Boss?

Don't get the frames with the triangle. Fuck the triangle, let the corners penetrate your anus. Pass that triangle, through your intestines. Boss.

And stop being so fucking obvious about your association with this whole triangle movement of the Illumantus, or Freemasonic order of symbols, or what they've coined as such anyway.

I bet you're thinking, "lay off the triangle man, what has it ever done to you?" They need to lay off the triangle.

Mining BuzzFeed.Com

Hi, so this girl seen here is available, what I mean is, she's probably single. I know men go hog-wild for this type of thing, who wouldn't? At least we know she can sort-of fist her own mouth, that means if you have a pretty fat dick, a real girthy one, then she's the girl you need to fuck in the mouth. Her mouth. Respectfully.

And do people actually point and laugh? God, I find that more pathetic than slamming a hand inside of your mouth while dancing. At least comment about it in a dark corner somewhere.

Hmm..



I guess this Asian man does everything with chopsticks. Hell, maybe he even masturbates with chopsticks. Probably. Either that or with tweezers.

The KKK is recruiting blacks.



A photo says a thousand words, but this one clearly says: "Hey, let's have a couple of beers with this black lady, even though we want to burn her". Horrible. Also tongue and cheek because racism is a fucking joke and doesn't need to exist.

I only found two of these photos at Buzz Feed, this website with tons of useless, pop culture, cats, news, more cats and red haired girl's vagina looks like Carrot Top's head - stuff.

The last photo was from god-knows-where, I forgot. Not from.. Fuck, I won't plug that damn site again. It's pretty funny though, I guess. I mean, more waste of time, less human growth. But it's what society is interested in the most.

This Could Be Important

Do I have any interest in watching a man who ate the world's hottest chili?
No, but you can.

Was it hot?