She-Wee

Seaweed? No, She-Pee, I mean, She-Wee. C3PO?

This isn't new, it's pretty old now. Heard about it years ago, BUT I'VE NEVER ACTUALLY FUCKING SEEN IT. Looks like it could be made with a straw and a funnel. Wahoo grandma, I made you a public peeing device. Now, hurry up and use it and get back into the car! Go grab some tacos too, love tacos, and that's not a racist joke either.

Huh?

Stabbing pains in stomach after eating a fastfood cheeseburger.

Is That Your Dick Sucking Face?

New giant rubber lips ‘will make you look younger’.

A new device, which looks like a large pair of rubber lips, has promised to make you look younger without the need for surgery – as long as you don’t mind looking like a fool while using it.

The Face Slimmer claims to solve the ‘timeless problem of how to give sagging facial skin and muscles a much-needed daily lift’.

The product from Japan needs to be placed on the mouth and the user then has to make vowel sounds for three minutes a day in order for it to work its magic.

It apparently works by placing extra weight on the facial muscles.

I guess sucking large bulbous dicks and making vowel sounds would also be good for keeping your lips young looking too.

Okcupid

"Not afraid to show my boobs on Okcupid."



"That time I met Elvis."



My friend met a girl off this site recently and he said that he banged the bajesus out of her. Good for you man. I had a date with a girl from this site and I canceled it. But she forgives me. I guess I'm saving intimacy for later.

This site has a rating system, which totally makes no fucking sense at all to me. You want to find your doppleganger, in personality? What ever happened to opposites attract? Apparenmtly not on this site.

Stat-whores welcome yourselves. You will be in love..with the rating system.

I Want To Be The Blue Ranger

Bad way to find a date. But what a super guy.

Public Shit Smell

I just wanted to say that you're all very beautiful beings. I know. Now that I got that out of the way, aren't humans disgusting pieces of shit? Like, I went to this club recently, to dance, I like to dance, and I needed to go to take a piss, so when I get in there the whole fucking washroom smells like shit, some asshole took a shit in there. Who goes to a club to take a shit? This is something that doesn't make sense to me. They don't serve food at a club, what did the guy eat, too many olives? He purposely had to shit probably before he left his house. Fucker. I should go over to his house and take a shit and he can go into the washroom when he has to pee and say, "someone came into my house and took a shit, now it smells like shit in here while I have to piss! " Good, it's payback motherfucker.

Here's another thing about shit, why do women act like they don't do it? It draws more attention to the subject if you pretend like you don't do it. You have an anus and I would bet money that you shit our of it. That twenty dollar meal I bought you doesn't just vanish inside of you while you're done eating it okay? There's an opposite side to this coin, some girls admit that they shit, and fart, might as well throw in farting while we're at it. Some girls admit that they shit, and they have to tell me about it. What have I done to deserve this? Well, I want girls to be honest about their shitting, but I literally don't want to hear about it. I guess this is a double standard of some kind. One of my exes - yeah, I have many - took a shit and I went into the washroom later and was like, hmm, did you shit? And I swear to god I made her cry. That was probably a bit, cruel. I guess shitting is personal. But, if only it was personal enough for people not to do it in dance clubs for fuck's sake.

This is a public announcement; PLEASE if you have to shit in public, at least try beforehand to shit before you leave your homes. Thank you.

I'm actually tired of smelling human shit every time I go out and have to use a public washroom. I have a public washroom fear I think, just of the smell of shit though. We can call it publictoiletshitsmellphobia, I think that works. I don't know.

Gay Pride

Hmmmm.



Hmmmm.

My hundredth post. Your welcome.



I walked on that the other day. Walkin' on, walkin' on rainbows.