Thursday, June 5, 2014

Inappropriate Boners


akward boners

This is why I don't like sports. No, I just don't like sports. They're so fucking gay! I'm never around guys and touch them like these so-called straight men do. So, quit calling Me a fag!

So anyway, it came to my attention by a girl that men get hard at the worst times. Maybe when there's fights going on, possibly, emotional stirs. Yes, it happens, boners happen.

I find it interesting that this girl who has an aversion to those bad-timing boners, bothers with men at all.

Don't all men get inappropriate boners? I do.

I used to get them when my girlfriend was crying, not out of incompassion, but because of the emotion emanating from her and her vulnerability -- possibly that the most -- and how I wanted to give her love and compassion. Love gives me a hard on. I'm happy it does too.

Well, I don't think I've had a boner at a funeral, but I'm sure the corpse isn't the only one in the room who is hard. Men get boners when they look at women in public all the time, so, it doesn't take much. And maybe that's why a lot of men wear baggy pants. Not because they look like a sad sack, but because they want to hide their boners.

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