The New Batman Looks Like Fatman

What's in his utility belt, pizza? Jelly beans? Ben Affleck (horrible decision to choose for Batman) is supposed to play a more "seasoned' Batman supposedly. Seasoned how, with steroids?

The costume and character is more based on (totally taken from) Frank Miller's the Dark Knight Returns graphic novel, where a tired and old Batman puts on his cape and cowl for one last hoorah to save the day, and guarantee himself an ego boost. Blah. I used to think Batman was alright, now he's going to be old, and fat and shit. Will he tell Alfred, "don't worry about the sandwich, I'll get drive-thru"? He actually fucking said that, in Batman Forever. Back then people would laugh, and nowadays people would laugh. But fanboys would cry.

His tiny bat-ears must be a metaphor for erectile dysfunction. We get it, he's supposed to be old!

Supposedly the worst thing to happen to the Batsuit in the past movies was bat-nipples. Really? Maybe they were trying to get him to appeal to transvestites, that demographic is huge in Hollywood, probably. But, no. (Yes, men have nipples, but showing them is not a manly Batman thing to do).

The ploy of having Batman in a new Superman movie is just a giant cash grab, like always, like those new Spiderman movies. Sony wanted to keep the rights to Spiderman, so they started those new movies. I told fanboys not to expect much from them because of this, and whenever I post any of my comments about these superheros on YouTube I get like tons of fanboys aggressively jabbering at me.

There's really no point anymore, a lot of them don't see reason.

I have a theory about this new Batman vs. Superman movie. Since nothing worked for DC (Green Lantern) they got desperate and decided to go an entirely new direction with Superman. Nobody was interested in the last modern Superman movie, so they went bizarro. Yeah, Man of Steel was a bizarro Superman movie. If you're unfamiliar with that comic book storyline, on Seinfeld Jerry explains it pretty well.



Superman does not kill, ever, yet in Man of Steel he does. Plus, he acts like a jerk too.

Now you can see the direction of where Batman (Fatman) is headed. It's just..bizarro. And, Lex Luther as some nerd. Ugh. Throw in the towel or cowl, DC. But, the new Superman movie feat the Caped Old Man will grab moviegoers attention, despite being very stupid.