Tuesday, October 8, 2013

Now Check This Out


You can stretch

I know right? Is this her mating dance move? Her yoga mating move? Her.."look at me" move? "I can stretch". Okay, great..want to go fuck? No?  Fine, please move then, you're blocking the bar.

That's It, Forget It!


government shutdown meme

The US government is shutdown and no one is partying? No one really gives a fuck? No one knows what it means?

Well, I actually don't even give a fuck. I'm too busy in my own little world. It seems suspicious to me though, like there could be another so-called terrorist attack and the government could be like, "we're shutdown, we couldn't do anything..SORRY!" (Which was sort of like the Capital Hill shooting thing).

They never do anything but start more wars anyway. We know what you do, you sneaky buggers. Apparently it shutdown in 2011 and in 1995, whatever.

Was this funny? No.

Anne Applebaum (bum) writes:

“The cost of shutting down the federal government for a few days or even a few weeks pales in comparison with the damage we are doing not only to the credibility of the United States aboard, but to the credibility of democracy itself.”

HA! That was funny. Credibility? Yeah, none.