Sunday, November 3, 2013

My Orgasms Bore Me Now


boring sex

Hum-drum.

Now let's see what the Internet has to say about all of this boring orgasm business.

Yahoo! Answers:

"A lot of people say that male orgasms are boring and weak, that they feel EXACTLY the same every time and the only difference is the intensity of the build-up, that female orgasms must be much more intense because they often cause the rest of the body to react, etc. What do you think of all this?"
Yeah, you bloody called it for me. It's always the same feeling, just slightly different in intensity sometimes, rarely, mostly the same damn feeling that I could care less about now. And women have better orgasms, sure, but maybe not all?

Thought Catalog comment on boring story about teen girl bored with orgasms:

"I'm an 18 year old girl and I've been masturbating for...6 years now? My problem is not with sex but with orgasms themselves. Having an orgasm is not the fireworks the media promises. It's boring. I do it mindlessly like this author, while I'm reading or alone or watching a show...eventually I open up porn and get off quickly and x-out and forget about it."

She sounds like a dude.

I find it mindless as fuck also. And like blowing your nose (as a male) just to get it over with, and get that gunk out. Too much build up can make you get blue-balled or worse, wet dreams! I can't afford doing laundry all the time, plus I stop myself from ejaculating in dreams, I have harenessed this ability.

Sex is fun and all, but the payoff is never worth it for me, I leave without even cumming most of the time. These young girls seem to cum really fast, and I'm like, are you sure? Really? Okay, well, I could keep going and then get bored I guess. You're done, so I'm done, fuck it. Or stop with fucking it. Stop fucking.

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