Girls..Again

Do you ever suffer from dry mouth? Well, stop fucking blow drying your mouth! Or teeth, apparently, is what it's tagged as.

Okay, look, I'm sorry, I know I've been a real dick to women, er girls I mean. Women, HA. I wouldn't mind being with an older female. Or maybe not, I don't know. Here's to the female race, they're useful for something..I guess.

Oh yeah, my ex girlfriend used to fucking YELL when she orgasmed, it made my neighbors upset, and I recall my landlord saying, "oh, that girl, your ex, yeah, I've heard her before".

So girls, here's to them, they don't care, they just want to be loud when they have orgasms. Plus they do whatever the fuck they want to.