Monday, September 30, 2013

No To Armpit Hair


Princeby Richard Avedon1983

Only Prince can rock armpit hair. No one else. No females. I actually had sex with a girl recently who has underarm hair. She said that it's too sensitive of an area for her to shave. Yeah, it kind of is, I do it though. I make a bloody mess sometimes. I don't do it often, just at least every now and then. Why wash unnecessary hair? Like, when I wash my dick when I have hair down there it's like, what a waste of so much soap. I like having a nice clean-shaven cock, it's great. And hairless armpits, much less of a smell to bare when you perspire. Well, in some cases.

I have tons of respect for transsexuals and male to females, at least they shave their body hair and try to be the utmost feminine. I guess that is also debatable, but what the fuck is wrong with being feminine? It's like a dirty word in these times we're in.

I may be sexist for saying this, I don't care, but I prefer women who shave their armpits and body hair. I enjoy it. Thank you to any girls who make the effort. Much love to you.

This is a playful attempt at mocking armpit hair. Well done.

 Armpit Hair Big

Lock arms (blocking something?) and so NO to armpit hair.

Saturday, September 21, 2013

Freebleeding


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Yikes, this came to my attention by the young lass in this photo recently. This is the hottest thing right now, girls skateboarding on their period..or just having a vaginal blood expulsion in public places -- and enjoying it -- or something.

Just bringing THIS to other people's attention. I'm glad it is now on your radar of things to watch out for, or fun things to do.

Problem Sort-Of Solved




I guess this is the solution for shit smell. But, unlikely people would carry this around in their pocket for public use. Or in their fanny pack or their bag. Oh, I forgot my fucking...yeah. Whatever.

Friday, September 20, 2013

She-Wee


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Seaweed? No, She-Pee, I mean, She-Wee. C3PO?

This isn't new, it's pretty old now. Heard about it years ago, BUT I'VE NEVER ACTUALLY FUCKING SEEN IT. Looks like it could be made with a straw and a funnel. Wahoo grandma, I made you a public peeing device. Now, hurry up and use it and get back into the car! Go grab some tacos too, love tacos, and that's not a racist joke either.

Huh?


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Stabbing pains in stomach after eating a fastfood cheeseburger.

Thursday, September 19, 2013

Is That Your Dick Sucking Face?


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New giant rubber lips ‘will make you look younger’.

A new device, which looks like a large pair of rubber lips, has promised to make you look younger without the need for surgery – as long as you don’t mind looking like a fool while using it.

The Face Slimmer claims to solve the ‘timeless problem of how to give sagging facial skin and muscles a much-needed daily lift’.

The product from Japan needs to be placed on the mouth and the user then has to make vowel sounds for three minutes a day in order for it to work its magic.

It apparently works by placing extra weight on the facial muscles.

I guess sucking large bulbous dicks and making vowel sounds would also be good for keeping your lips young looking too.

Okcupid


"Not afraid to show my boobs on Okcupid."

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"That time I met Elvis."

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My friend met a girl off this site recently and he said that he banged the bajesus out of her. Good for you man. I had a date with a girl from this site and I canceled it. But she forgives me. I guess I'm saving intimacy for later.

This site has a rating system, which totally makes no fucking sense at all to me. You want to find your doppleganger, in personality? What ever happened to opposites attract? Apparenmtly not on this site.

Stat-whores welcome yourselves. You will be in love..with the rating system.