I Want To Be The Blue Ranger

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Public Shit Smell

I just wanted to say that you're all very beautiful beings. I know. Now that I got that out of the way, aren't humans disgusting pieces of shit? Like, I went to this club recently, to dance, I like to dance, and I needed to go to take a piss, so when I get in there the whole fucking washroom smells like shit, some asshole took a shit in there. Who goes to a club to take a shit? This is something that doesn't make sense to me. They don't serve food at a club, what did the guy eat, too many olives? He purposely had to shit probably before he left his house. Fucker. I should go over to his house and take a shit and he can go into the washroom when he has to pee and say, "someone came into my house and took a shit, now it smells like shit in here while I have to piss! " Good, it's payback motherfucker.

Here's another thing about shit, why do women act like they don't do it? It draws more attention to the subject if you pretend like you don't do it. You have an anus and I would bet money that you shit our of it. That twenty dollar meal I bought you doesn't just vanish inside of you while you're done eating it okay? There's an opposite side to this coin, some girls admit that they shit, and fart, might as well throw in farting while we're at it. Some girls admit that they shit, and they have to tell me about it. What have I done to deserve this? Well, I want girls to be honest about their shitting, but I literally don't want to hear about it. I guess this is a double standard of some kind. One of my exes - yeah, I have many - took a shit and I went into the washroom later and was like, hmm, did you shit? And I swear to god I made her cry. That was probably a bit, cruel. I guess shitting is personal. But, if only it was personal enough for people not to do it in dance clubs for fuck's sake.

This is a public announcement; PLEASE if you have to shit in public, at least try beforehand to shit before you leave your homes. Thank you.

I'm actually tired of smelling human shit every time I go out and have to use a public washroom. I have a public washroom fear I think, just of the smell of shit though. We can call it publictoiletshitsmellphobia, I think that works. I don't know.

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