Tuesday, February 19, 2013

Mining BuzzFeed.Com


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Hi, so this girl seen here is available, what I mean is, she's probably single. I know men go hog-wild for this type of thing, who wouldn't? At least we know she can sort-of fist her own mouth, that means if you have a pretty fat dick, a real girthy one, then she's the girl you need to fuck in the mouth. Her mouth. Respectfully.

And do people actually point and laugh? God, I find that more pathetic than slamming a hand inside of your mouth while dancing. At least comment about it in a dark corner somewhere.

Hmm..

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I guess this Asian man does everything with chopsticks. Hell, maybe he even masturbates with chopsticks. Probably. Either that or with tweezers.

The KKK is recruiting blacks.

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A photo says a thousand words, but this one clearly says: "Hey, let's have a couple of beers with this black lady, even though we want to burn her". Horrible. Also tongue and cheek because racism is a fucking joke and doesn't need to exist.

I only found two of these photos at Buzz Feed, this website with tons of useless, pop culture, cats, news, more cats and red haired girl's vagina looks like Carrot Top's head - stuff.

The last photo was from god-knows-where, I forgot. Not from.. Fuck, I won't plug that damn site again. It's pretty funny though, I guess. I mean, more waste of time, less human growth. But it's what society is interested in the most.

Girls..Again


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Do you ever suffer from dry mouth? Well, stop fucking blow drying your mouth! Or teeth, apparently, is what it's tagged as.

Okay, look, I'm sorry, I know I've been a real dick to women, er girls I mean. Women, HA. I wouldn't mind being with an older female. Or maybe not, I don't know. Here's to the female race, they're useful for something..I guess.

Oh yeah, my ex girlfriend used to fucking YELL when she orgasmed, it made my neighbors upset, and I recall my landlord saying, "oh, that girl, your ex, yeah, I've heard her before".

So girls, here's to them, they don't care, they just want to be loud when they have orgasms. Plus they do whatever the fuck they want to.